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Thag Simmons
@thag-simmons.bsky.social
I grew up in Mass, I live in Michigan.

I like the Red Sox, the Patriots, the Lions, the Bruins, Boston College, and Tottenham Hotspur.

I sell beer and beer accessories.

I try to be a good shit.

he/him I guess, close enough.
Can I expedite the process and just volunteer?
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Hey thanks
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ah, I don't really know comics that well and he looks like Clark Kent to me. What's Preacher like? Should I check out a book?
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I started with the Gateway 2000 as well, but the tower CPU variant. The empty cow-spotted boxes stayed in the attic for longer than we had the computer.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Is that Superman?
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Those types of guys yelling about masculinity seem related to the "master race" types who universally seem to be the worst possible examples if there were such a thing.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wait it's a COVER OF A COVER?
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's -WHAT?-
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen, Eisenhower Kennedy Johnson Nixon
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bye, son!
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I remember Howard Johnson's also sold these things in the freezer case that were like flattened corn muffins you'd put in the toaster. I liked the blueberry ones!
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Don't forget Buttigieg.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
First of all, mixing sex with something for kids is gross and makes me question your character. Second, are you so boring and unfunny that *everything* has to be a sex joke/reference. How fucking old are you?
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM