David Withington
@thabacus.bsky.social
Enjoy techie stuff and talking about it. Love hearing and telling dad-jokes and dreadful puns.
Munch on this joke...
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Munch on this joke...
I've always wanted to be on telly.
Is this frame at last?
Is this frame at last?
September 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I've always wanted to be on telly.
Is this frame at last?
Is this frame at last?
I'm taking a whisk with this...
September 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm taking a whisk with this...
If you put on cowboy clothes, are you Ranch Dressing?
August 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If you put on cowboy clothes, are you Ranch Dressing?
If you need to borrow some money to travel the world, my mate Lee will sort you out. You can let...
Loan Lee plan it.
Loan Lee plan it.
August 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If you need to borrow some money to travel the world, my mate Lee will sort you out. You can let...
Loan Lee plan it.
Loan Lee plan it.
I think I was misunderstood when I asked for three Bitcoin...
June 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I think I was misunderstood when I asked for three Bitcoin...
I asked my friend to pass me the telephone directory.
He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my friend is furious.
He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my friend is furious.
April 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I asked my friend to pass me the telephone directory.
He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my friend is furious.
He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my friend is furious.
How long do you want me to pose?
I admit to using a zoom lens on this.
I admit to using a zoom lens on this.
March 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How long do you want me to pose?
I admit to using a zoom lens on this.
I admit to using a zoom lens on this.
These free AI tools are getting better. This one drew this picture from my description.
March 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
These free AI tools are getting better. This one drew this picture from my description.
March 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How do you do a football pun?
March 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
How do you do a football pun?
High quality puns.
March 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
High quality puns.
Going full tilt with these jokes...
But I still don't know why it needs to go in the oven at 120 degrees.
Anything to do with the Pi in the oven?
But I still don't know why it needs to go in the oven at 120 degrees.
Anything to do with the Pi in the oven?
March 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Going full tilt with these jokes...
But I still don't know why it needs to go in the oven at 120 degrees.
Anything to do with the Pi in the oven?
But I still don't know why it needs to go in the oven at 120 degrees.
Anything to do with the Pi in the oven?
Happy memories from Curaçao. Love the colours.
February 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Happy memories from Curaçao. Love the colours.
Chatting to our local baker as he kneaded the dough, I asked if such rough treatment could hurt the dough.
"No," he said. "It's good to feel kneaded."
"No," he said. "It's good to feel kneaded."
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Chatting to our local baker as he kneaded the dough, I asked if such rough treatment could hurt the dough.
"No," he said. "It's good to feel kneaded."
"No," he said. "It's good to feel kneaded."
A michelin-star joke...?
December 12, 2024 at 7:00 AM
A michelin-star joke...?
Happy memories of Funchal in October. A warm evening outside on deck. By comparison, a cold day indoors at home today. ☃️
November 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Happy memories of Funchal in October. A warm evening outside on deck. By comparison, a cold day indoors at home today. ☃️
Wish I was there now. 💭 Cruise ship life.
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Wish I was there now. 💭 Cruise ship life.
As a child I used to watch "Sunday Night at the Palladium", unaware that nearly 60 years later I'd feature on "Saturday Morning at the Palladium". 🤣
November 15, 2024 at 10:40 PM
As a child I used to watch "Sunday Night at the Palladium", unaware that nearly 60 years later I'd feature on "Saturday Morning at the Palladium". 🤣
Oh the memories. Including finding out first Greek island holiday on page 34 of 214. 🤣
November 14, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Oh the memories. Including finding out first Greek island holiday on page 34 of 214. 🤣
Took a while to rake them together. Should I resist the temptation or should I start kicking them into the air?
November 14, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Took a while to rake them together. Should I resist the temptation or should I start kicking them into the air?
What a wonderful time of the year. Vibrant colours, lots of changes, wooly hat and scarf.
November 9, 2024 at 1:55 PM
What a wonderful time of the year. Vibrant colours, lots of changes, wooly hat and scarf.
"What are you looking at?"
October 27, 2024 at 2:54 PM
"What are you looking at?"