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T Guzman
@tguzman.bsky.social
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Writer or close approximate. Chapbook, Ghost Mom, from Stanchion Press. Exclamation point user extraordinaire. Zebra Cake connoisseur.
Chicanx. He/Him.
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Sex money feeling die.
Dark blood red sunflower with two bees on it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The true terror, finding a spider on you.
Image of a skeleton with a spider on its head.
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Vote yes on CA Prop 50.
Photo of a I voted by mail sticker.
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The world is falling apart but my partner made a tart.
Photo of a lemon curd tart topped with cut strawberries assembled to look like a blooming flower.
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Jtree, CA had its largest protest this year.
Photo of the backs of a bunch of protesters at the no kings rally.
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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See also, come dressed as Pikachu.
Photo of a figurine of Pikachu dressed in a pumpkin costume.
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Turns out juggling isn't the turn on you hoped it'd be.

Friday the 13th Part 3
Movie poster for the film Friday the 13th Part 3. A dark figure plunges a knife through a shower curtain. Blood drips from the tip of the knife.
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Fornicating teens get murdered, of course. But the biggest crime is that outfit.

Friday the 13th Part 2.
Movie poster for the film Friday the 13th Part 2. the outline of a dark figure holding an ax.
October 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Jerry O'Connell we hardly knew ye.

Scream 2.
Movie poster for the film Scream 2. Background two faces shrouded by shadow looking surprised. In the forefront five characters. Neve Campbell in the front David Arquette, Levi Strieber, Cortney Cox, and Jada Pinckett Smith in the background.
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Cuckoo? More like Doo Doo!

Cuckoo.
Movie poster for the film Cuckoo. Close up of a woman's face that looks surprised or concerned. Her hand is bandaged and the words Cuckoo appear on the bandage as if the letters were soaked through blood.
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Matthew Lillard is Scream.

Scream.
Movie poster for the film Scream. A black and white image of a woman's face only the eyes are blue and her mouth is being covered by a hand. Her own or someone else's is uncertain.
October 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A black widow sits on top of a pile of skulls.
October 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I'm imagining the scene from the planet of the apes minus the statue of Liberty and instead...
Photo of a giant werewolf with a rip shirt and jeans and abs for DAYS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. What's so amazing about really deep thoughts? Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon. How's that thought for you?
Photo of the head of a sunflower it's petals just slightly curling inward.
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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In the spirit of the spooky season, I thought I'd post a little reading excerpt from my chapbook, Ghost Mom (@stanchion.bsky.social). While not exactly scary, there are ghosts so there's that. Anyways, I'll be posting one story a week for the month of October.
www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Matthew Lillard isn't in it.

Dead Man on Campus.
Movie poster for Dead Man on Campus. Image of Mark Paul Gossner and Tom Everrt Scott between them a graduation cap and a noose. Also the smaller sized woman's head in the corner of the poster. It looks weird.
September 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Paul Reubens...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Movie poster for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Image of a woman in a cheerleading outfit pom poms in one hand a wooden stake in the other hand. The sun just having set in the background.
September 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Matthew Lillard is in it.

The Curve.
Movies poster for the film The Curve (titled here as Dead Man's Curve). A group of college students look out at the viewer with a slightly warped appearance. A lighthouse floats out of the darkness above them.
September 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Unicorn. More like Unibor(ing).

Death of a Unicorn.
Movie poster for the film Death of a Unicorn. A beast's mouth full of jagged teeth moves toward Jenna Ortega's face that looks on with bewilderment.
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Need to lure a bunch of teens to their untimely demise? I got two words for you. Wax. Museum.

Waxwork.
Movie Poster for the film Waxwork. A little person guides the viewer through a doorway. Through the door, a bunch of distorted and warped faces.
September 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Some Friday night debauchery.
Image of a completed puzzle. Image depicts a forest clearing with various little girls among flowers releasing small animals A nun stands next to a tree. Madeline from the Madeline story books stands looking on.
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Pretty sentimental for a film about a guy who has a giant mouth that swallows people whole.

Chompy and the Girls.
Movie poster for chompy and the Girls. Image of a man's giant mouth swallowing a person whole while their legs are kicking trying to escape.
September 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Aaliyah is in a movie all of her own. Also other vampire stuff happens.

Queen of the Damned.
Movie poster of Queen of the Damned. I.age shows Aaliyah in a sort of Cleopatra kinda bikini and head piece behind her is Stuart Townsend shirtless.
September 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Weirdly not a sequel and the least weird thing about this movie.

Return to Horror High.
Movie poster for the film Return to Horror High: image of a skeleton with brown hair in two pony tails dressed in a cheerleading outfit with a pom pom.
September 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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They should've got a bigger boat.

Jaws.
Movie poster: Jaws. A woman swims as just below here a giant shark moves towards the surface.
September 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM