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T Guzman
@tguzman.bsky.social
Writer or close approximate. Chapbook, Ghost Mom, from Stanchion Press. Exclamation point user extraordinaire. Zebra Cake connoisseur.
Chicanx. He/Him.
CA💛/MI💜/STL♥️
Sex money feeling die.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The true terror, finding a spider on you.
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Vote yes on CA Prop 50.
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The world is falling apart but my partner made a tart.
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jtree, CA had its largest protest this year.
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
See also, come dressed as Pikachu.
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Turns out juggling isn't the turn on you hoped it'd be.

Friday the 13th Part 3
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fornicating teens get murdered, of course. But the biggest crime is that outfit.

Friday the 13th Part 2.
October 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Jerry O'Connell we hardly knew ye.

Scream 2.
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Cuckoo? More like Doo Doo!

Cuckoo.
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Matthew Lillard is Scream.

Scream.
October 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
October 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm imagining the scene from the planet of the apes minus the statue of Liberty and instead...
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. What's so amazing about really deep thoughts? Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon. How's that thought for you?
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
In the spirit of the spooky season, I thought I'd post a little reading excerpt from my chapbook, Ghost Mom (@stanchion.bsky.social). While not exactly scary, there are ghosts so there's that. Anyways, I'll be posting one story a week for the month of October.
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October 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Matthew Lillard isn't in it.

Dead Man on Campus.
September 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Paul Reubens...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
September 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Matthew Lillard is in it.

The Curve.
September 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Unicorn. More like Unibor(ing).

Death of a Unicorn.
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Need to lure a bunch of teens to their untimely demise? I got two words for you. Wax. Museum.

Waxwork.
September 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Some Friday night debauchery.
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Pretty sentimental for a film about a guy who has a giant mouth that swallows people whole.

Chompy and the Girls.
September 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Aaliyah is in a movie all of her own. Also other vampire stuff happens.

Queen of the Damned.
September 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Weirdly not a sequel and the least weird thing about this movie.

Return to Horror High.
September 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
They should've got a bigger boat.

Jaws.
September 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM