Tim Fontenault
@tfontenault.bsky.social
UConn, Taylor Swift, soccer (Milan, Orlando, Everton) and awful takes
Toronto had two outs in the ninth.
Toronto had the tying run on third.
This is your Stefan Frei moment, Blue Jays. Go find your Victor Vazquez.
Toronto had the tying run on third.
This is your Stefan Frei moment, Blue Jays. Go find your Victor Vazquez.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Toronto had two outs in the ninth.
Toronto had the tying run on third.
This is your Stefan Frei moment, Blue Jays. Go find your Victor Vazquez.
Toronto had the tying run on third.
This is your Stefan Frei moment, Blue Jays. Go find your Victor Vazquez.
I will never forgive the person responsible for UConn men’s soccer not hiring Marc Hubbard when it had the chance.
September 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I will never forgive the person responsible for UConn men’s soccer not hiring Marc Hubbard when it had the chance.
I’m having a really bad time.
I’m having a really good time.
I’m having a really good time.
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m having a really bad time.
I’m having a really good time.
I’m having a really good time.
I did it. I ran the table in WNBA fantasy. Caitlin Clark sat on IR for me basically all season. A’ja Wilson tried to ruin me. It didn’t matter. I’m just an elite ball knower, I guess.
Anyway, keep the Connecticut Sun in Connecticut.
Anyway, keep the Connecticut Sun in Connecticut.
September 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I did it. I ran the table in WNBA fantasy. Caitlin Clark sat on IR for me basically all season. A’ja Wilson tried to ruin me. It didn’t matter. I’m just an elite ball knower, I guess.
Anyway, keep the Connecticut Sun in Connecticut.
Anyway, keep the Connecticut Sun in Connecticut.
That’s amazing.
For Orlando City, I’ve kept a note on my phone since their first season. Please applaud me for being so brave from 2017 to 2022.
For Orlando City, I’ve kept a note on my phone since their first season. Please applaud me for being so brave from 2017 to 2022.
August 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That’s amazing.
For Orlando City, I’ve kept a note on my phone since their first season. Please applaud me for being so brave from 2017 to 2022.
For Orlando City, I’ve kept a note on my phone since their first season. Please applaud me for being so brave from 2017 to 2022.
The Connecticut Sun won, I caught a stress ball thrown by Aneesah Morrow while wearing my Aneesah Morrow jersey, and I can’t stop thinking about what the WNBA wants to take away from this state. It’s despicable.
August 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The Connecticut Sun won, I caught a stress ball thrown by Aneesah Morrow while wearing my Aneesah Morrow jersey, and I can’t stop thinking about what the WNBA wants to take away from this state. It’s despicable.
USMNT Twitter is, indeed, crashing out about Paxten Aaronson’s imminent move to MLS with the Colorado Rapids. I find it as entertaining as the Rapids’ admin. Such a toxic hive of frat boys who think the singular path to USMNT success is having zero MLS players but 50 guys in the Chelsea Loan Army.
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
USMNT Twitter is, indeed, crashing out about Paxten Aaronson’s imminent move to MLS with the Colorado Rapids. I find it as entertaining as the Rapids’ admin. Such a toxic hive of frat boys who think the singular path to USMNT success is having zero MLS players but 50 guys in the Chelsea Loan Army.
Inter Miami seeing Orlando City pop up on the schedule a third time
August 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Inter Miami seeing Orlando City pop up on the schedule a third time
Oh, get thoroughly fucked, NCAA, you hypocritical sacks of wet shit.
August 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Oh, get thoroughly fucked, NCAA, you hypocritical sacks of wet shit.
This statement from the Celtics guy yesterday about the future of the Connecticut Sun winds me up. First of all, this very much reads like a WNBA team would be shuttling between Boston and Providence. That would be an atrocity. Truly unserious nonsense.
August 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
This statement from the Celtics guy yesterday about the future of the Connecticut Sun winds me up. First of all, this very much reads like a WNBA team would be shuttling between Boston and Providence. That would be an atrocity. Truly unserious nonsense.
Me with a tiny sliver of hope that maybe it’s not over …
August 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me with a tiny sliver of hope that maybe it’s not over …
They’re trying to reel back in. According to the Hartford Courant, Marc Lasry’s group has also submitted a bid north of $300 million for the Sun with a commitment for a practice facility and a move to Hartford.
If they’re nearly even bids, it has to go to Lasry. www.courant.com/2025/08/03/n...
If they’re nearly even bids, it has to go to Lasry. www.courant.com/2025/08/03/n...
August 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
They’re trying to reel back in. According to the Hartford Courant, Marc Lasry’s group has also submitted a bid north of $300 million for the Sun with a commitment for a practice facility and a move to Hartford.
If they’re nearly even bids, it has to go to Lasry. www.courant.com/2025/08/03/n...
If they’re nearly even bids, it has to go to Lasry. www.courant.com/2025/08/03/n...
Guy’s on a heater @evanweston.bsky.social @orlandocitysc.com
July 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Guy’s on a heater @evanweston.bsky.social @orlandocitysc.com
I made the Instagram post for this! @evanweston.bsky.social’s nightmare
July 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I made the Instagram post for this! @evanweston.bsky.social’s nightmare
It’s a beautiful day for soccer here in New England! @evanweston.bsky.social, I’ve got to get a workout in early today. I’m having dinner in Patriot Place 😏 ¡Vamos Orlando!
July 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It’s a beautiful day for soccer here in New England! @evanweston.bsky.social, I’ve got to get a workout in early today. I’m having dinner in Patriot Place 😏 ¡Vamos Orlando!
I’m going to see Everton play for the first time 💙
July 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m going to see Everton play for the first time 💙
Watching Cesar Araujo escape a red card for the 300th time (particularly when you’re going to be at the next Orlando City game)
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Watching Cesar Araujo escape a red card for the 300th time (particularly when you’re going to be at the next Orlando City game)
I’m not dead yet. Let’s go, Sun!
July 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m not dead yet. Let’s go, Sun!
I just want to sit back and enjoy (the Dallas Wings vs. Indiana Fever) when all of a sudden I hear this agitating, grating voice.
July 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I just want to sit back and enjoy (the Dallas Wings vs. Indiana Fever) when all of a sudden I hear this agitating, grating voice.
Barring any injury updates, my bracket is done. Posting this to stop myself from tinkering anymore. Locking it in.
March 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Barring any injury updates, my bracket is done. Posting this to stop myself from tinkering anymore. Locking it in.