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Tom Gonzalez
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Husband, father. Hawaii born, Florida raised. Tarheel alum & fan. Former Naval Aviator. Current trial lawyer. Not dead yet.
Opinion | There are two Black Americas. Not everyone is happy about it. - The Washington Post

Did the WaPo editorial board review this opinion before they ran it on the same day they gushed over Bondi’s battle against “woke” civil rights policies?
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Fun waves yesterday in the Gulf of Mexico. Long rides on my old beater SUP. So lucky to live where a 15 minute boat ride can get me to a sandbar where I’m all alone on the wave.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So . . . If, while setting the time on your home alarm, you accidentally trigger a silent medical alert, and they send EMS, maybe this isn’t the best shirt to wear to answer the door. He seemed skeptical.

Don’t forget to reset your clocks.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Some mornings it’s too hot or too cold to workout, what do you do when it’s too evil?
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Riddler is f-ing pissed right about now!
August 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Fresh?
July 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is BS! I use this word often.
July 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Found this floating in the channel. Someone actually bought this flag to fly from their boat on the 4th of July! It’s literally . . . Christ . . . On a stick! Jesus died for America, ya’ll!
July 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Work has been nuts. Getting ready for 2 trials. Tons of travel. In the last 14 days I’ve defended expert depositions in New Orleans, Charlotte, Asheville and NYC. Home tomorrow. Fingers crossed that I can take Sunday off to chill. Here’s to a brief respite.
June 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Kendrick Lamar!
May 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke - WIRED
April 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
And now I’m blind. My Morning Jacket.
April 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dinosaur Jr! What did you say? Huh? Worlds. Loudest. Band.
April 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A big thunderstorm rolled through last night and killed the power. Therefore, I am uncertain of what time to set my clocks back. Why can’t they invent some handheld device that always has the correct time? Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
March 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Aaaaargh! I have spent several hours over the course of the weekend replacing vanity lights. Original contractor used whatever scraps they found scattered throughout the trunk of their dumbest apprentice electrician. Hey no big deal, it’s just ELECTRICITY!
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
How many lawyers does it take to replace a guest bath vanity light? Just 1. However, can anyone guess why I ultimately had to use gloves, kneepads, a bucket, Allen wrenches and pipe wrenches to my tools to finish the job? I will “reply” with the answer later today. I need a drink.
February 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hmmm. Exchange or Pass? Either way I waste a turn.
February 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Meanwhile, I’m busy sending “keep on moving” vibes at this large man approaching the empty middle seat next to me.
January 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The flight attendant just announced in his British accented English that passengers should store their bags on the side “like a book on a bookshelf.” Getting lots of vacant stares. “Hmmm, book?” “Indeed Sir!”
January 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m not sure how I got on this list or what “pure” citizenship is but I AM sure every aspect of this text spam pisses me off.
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is Florida.
January 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tripler Army Hospital, Honolulu. My birthplace is at the end of the rainbow, of course, ‘cause I am an f-ing treasure. Anyone who disagrees is itching for a fight.
December 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Wife: Let’s walk to the beach.
Me: Why are you wearing hiking boots?
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Announcement: I am a different traveler when I am alone vs when traveling with family. I had forgotten that facet of my personality. I am working the issue.
December 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
No sweetie, it’s cool. I mean how were you supposed to see that email 20 days ago informing you of the cancellation of our car rental?
December 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM