♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️
@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social
Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They.
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8
We need a better candidate choice next presidential election that can unite both sides because he appeals to many voters.
- Nation under One God
- Guns are good
- Penises are bad/Wants to control Overpopulation
- Willing to rise above
- Appreciates Literature
Vote Arthur Frayn.
- Nation under One God
- Guns are good
- Penises are bad/Wants to control Overpopulation
- Willing to rise above
- Appreciates Literature
Vote Arthur Frayn.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We need a better candidate choice next presidential election that can unite both sides because he appeals to many voters.
- Nation under One God
- Guns are good
- Penises are bad/Wants to control Overpopulation
- Willing to rise above
- Appreciates Literature
Vote Arthur Frayn.
- Nation under One God
- Guns are good
- Penises are bad/Wants to control Overpopulation
- Willing to rise above
- Appreciates Literature
Vote Arthur Frayn.
There are two ways to correct a fact when conversation is going on (especially with multiple parties involved & the tone is friendly banter in which the interrupting correction is stark and abrasive due to social cue challenges and…where was I?)
My ism is the second one because I detest the first.
My ism is the second one because I detest the first.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There are two ways to correct a fact when conversation is going on (especially with multiple parties involved & the tone is friendly banter in which the interrupting correction is stark and abrasive due to social cue challenges and…where was I?)
My ism is the second one because I detest the first.
My ism is the second one because I detest the first.
Expired: Let your fingers do the walking (Phonebooks)
Tired: Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Wired: K-Pop Hand Gestures
Tired: Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Wired: K-Pop Hand Gestures
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Expired: Let your fingers do the walking (Phonebooks)
Tired: Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Wired: K-Pop Hand Gestures
Tired: Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Wired: K-Pop Hand Gestures
“Gentlemen put your hands together and get your money ready for Miss Information!”
-She may believe alternative facts but those hips don’t lie!
-She probably says the world is flat but damn check out those curves!
-We may be in a simulation, but trust me folks those beauties are quite real!
-She may believe alternative facts but those hips don’t lie!
-She probably says the world is flat but damn check out those curves!
-We may be in a simulation, but trust me folks those beauties are quite real!
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Gentlemen put your hands together and get your money ready for Miss Information!”
-She may believe alternative facts but those hips don’t lie!
-She probably says the world is flat but damn check out those curves!
-We may be in a simulation, but trust me folks those beauties are quite real!
-She may believe alternative facts but those hips don’t lie!
-She probably says the world is flat but damn check out those curves!
-We may be in a simulation, but trust me folks those beauties are quite real!
Actual image of Kim Davis reacting to the Supreme Court dismissal regarding same sex marriage.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Actual image of Kim Davis reacting to the Supreme Court dismissal regarding same sex marriage.
“In fact hearts sank for liberal Americans on November 10, 2025 in response to the capitulation of the Democratic leaders during a government freeze over healthcare reform similar to the way the titular ship sank in the November 10, 1975 hit by Gordon Lightfoot, “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“In fact hearts sank for liberal Americans on November 10, 2025 in response to the capitulation of the Democratic leaders during a government freeze over healthcare reform similar to the way the titular ship sank in the November 10, 1975 hit by Gordon Lightfoot, “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”
🎶The starter wires may have had electrical issues like corrosion or being too loo-oose,
physical wear and tear on its internal components, or the solenoid gave up the goo-oose…🎶
physical wear and tear on its internal components, or the solenoid gave up the goo-oose…🎶
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🎶The starter wires may have had electrical issues like corrosion or being too loo-oose,
physical wear and tear on its internal components, or the solenoid gave up the goo-oose…🎶
physical wear and tear on its internal components, or the solenoid gave up the goo-oose…🎶
Great. Now antivaxers brought Measles to Canada. Just great.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Great. Now antivaxers brought Measles to Canada. Just great.
Shitty AI Google response (I need to turn that off) vs a much more understandable and accurate human one. I still argue…but what about us billions of years ago? When that light from that point is just now reaching us?
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Shitty AI Google response (I need to turn that off) vs a much more understandable and accurate human one. I still argue…but what about us billions of years ago? When that light from that point is just now reaching us?
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
November 10, 50 years ago:
“Al, I can’t convince him to delay the departure! She’s already overloaded because of the company. What are my options?”
“Sam, Ziggy says there’s an 83% chance that if you can get Captain McSorley to take the Edmund Fitzgerald on a more southern course to White Fish Bay…”
“Al, I can’t convince him to delay the departure! She’s already overloaded because of the company. What are my options?”
“Sam, Ziggy says there’s an 83% chance that if you can get Captain McSorley to take the Edmund Fitzgerald on a more southern course to White Fish Bay…”
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
November 10, 50 years ago:
“Al, I can’t convince him to delay the departure! She’s already overloaded because of the company. What are my options?”
“Sam, Ziggy says there’s an 83% chance that if you can get Captain McSorley to take the Edmund Fitzgerald on a more southern course to White Fish Bay…”
“Al, I can’t convince him to delay the departure! She’s already overloaded because of the company. What are my options?”
“Sam, Ziggy says there’s an 83% chance that if you can get Captain McSorley to take the Edmund Fitzgerald on a more southern course to White Fish Bay…”
Little Caesars has a promo right now with this fellow, the “Deal Deer.”
Okay Furries you know what to do.
Okay Furries you know what to do.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Little Caesars has a promo right now with this fellow, the “Deal Deer.”
Okay Furries you know what to do.
Okay Furries you know what to do.
Oh if only 😼
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh if only 😼
To commemorate my nosedive into fitness and weight loss an amazing new ‘Tezcat ripping off the magician’s tux with its secret pockets and hidden tricks down to his jaguaroos and popping some body weight exercises YCH’ by the amazingly talented @luccathedoggy.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
To commemorate my nosedive into fitness and weight loss an amazing new ‘Tezcat ripping off the magician’s tux with its secret pockets and hidden tricks down to his jaguaroos and popping some body weight exercises YCH’ by the amazingly talented @luccathedoggy.bsky.social
Well THAT’s never happened before.
AI or is Monica real? Does she have a hot brother into horror films? lol
AI or is Monica real? Does she have a hot brother into horror films? lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Well THAT’s never happened before.
AI or is Monica real? Does she have a hot brother into horror films? lol
AI or is Monica real? Does she have a hot brother into horror films? lol
🔪📦7️⃣
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🔪📦7️⃣
What is it? Flicking her bean in a cheaply made couch costume for JD Vance?
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What is it? Flicking her bean in a cheaply made couch costume for JD Vance?
Especially with ….red cord.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Especially with ….red cord.
And for the record their favorite is a Chinese double crown knot.
After looking it up. It didn’t help.
After looking it up. It didn’t help.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
And for the record their favorite is a Chinese double crown knot.
After looking it up. It didn’t help.
After looking it up. It didn’t help.
Why we can’t add more to our horde of family cats.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Why we can’t add more to our horde of family cats.
Sorry but this will always be ours:
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sorry but this will always be ours: