Texty the Bard
textualdeviance.bsky.social
Texty the Bard
@textualdeviance.bsky.social
Raging Democrat and mouthy Social Justice Bard.

I write SFF books, wrangle my kids and cats, cuddle my spouse, and swear a lot.

I merrily block anyone who's being a doorknob, and anyone using AI-generated images. Stop roasting the dang planet for lulz.
But did the duck ask for grapes first?
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's further evidence that he doesn't see women as people.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Texty the Bard
Remember Trump was doing these parties YEARS before buying Mar-a-Lago. The patterns never changed bsky.app/profile/did:...
#EpsteinFiles #Coverup #Trump #SexCrimes
Trump sex parties w/ underage girls, cocaine & alcohol
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Does this mean we'll get an extradition treaty?

LOL. Who am I kidding? The only reason he's doing this is to guarantee himself a bolthole if it looks like he's about to go down.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It does seem that the emails might have triggered it. Because they can't get around those, and a lot of the damage has already been done. Do they know Trump's days are numbered and are preparing to cut that loss and pave the way for Vance instead?
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So why did the GOP suddenly decide to get on board? They've been acting for months like they no longer have to fear elections. Do they genuinely believe the files don't have any Trump-damaging material and never have?
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yup. The other thing that rarely gets mentioned: who enforces court orders when every federal agency is under Trump's control? Yeah, I know a judge can pick someone to be a US Marshal, but will they really do that, and will that Marshal be able to make an arrest on someone with loyalist SS detail?
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Only until SCOTUS gets to it.
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reminder that this same video has footage of Trump committing actual assault by grabbing the ass of a random woman nearby. Which means he either didn't care that he was assaulting her, and/or he was under the impression that every woman at the party was fair game.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
(Also, you fatuous little sycophant: If you're friends for a decade plus with a guy who traffics and assaults children and you never turn him in, you're either the most clueless shitwit who ever lived, a morally bankrupt jackass who handwaved those crimes, or WERE DIRECTLY INVOLVED IN THEM.)
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So, bets on which GOP Congressfolk are operating from which presumption?

1. The files are scrubbed, so we can release them
2. If I don't vote for release, my own ass is cooked in the midterms
3. ~*He's genuinely a hero who fought a bad guy, and those files will prove it!*~
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh, he's SCARED scared.
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
About an hour drive in moderate traffic on any interstate.
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They have a candidate filing deadline in 20 days. If they can't get this won by then, they're fucked.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you knew he was doing something illegal, why didn't you turn him in years ago, Donnie? And why didn't you tell Bill Barr to go after the "real" perps during your first term?

You either dropped the ball, or you're hiding your own participation.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM