Michael Tex Mawby
@texmawby.bsky.social
Salesman, Teacher, Cat Dad, Motorcyclist
After last night's amazing B1G Championship Game i'm hoping for a rematch in the CFP Championship. My second choice would be IU against Ole Miss.......because feck Lane Kiffin.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
After last night's amazing B1G Championship Game i'm hoping for a rematch in the CFP Championship. My second choice would be IU against Ole Miss.......because feck Lane Kiffin.
Ya'll deserve a little bit of cuteness in this crazy mixed up world of ours. Have a good night.....get some good sleep. We love you. ❤️🤍🩶
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ya'll deserve a little bit of cuteness in this crazy mixed up world of ours. Have a good night.....get some good sleep. We love you. ❤️🤍🩶
Virginia Tech interim coach Phil Montgomery should make a final boss move and in the post game press meeting he should absolutely rip the entire ACC referee crew (by name) for their "inadvertent whistle." I mean what are they going to do......fire him?
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Virginia Tech interim coach Phil Montgomery should make a final boss move and in the post game press meeting he should absolutely rip the entire ACC referee crew (by name) for their "inadvertent whistle." I mean what are they going to do......fire him?
We're letting it all hang out over here at Club Crackers! #ZeroFsToGive #SundayFunday #DiscountCrackers #DaisyCrackers
April 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We're letting it all hang out over here at Club Crackers! #ZeroFsToGive #SundayFunday #DiscountCrackers #DaisyCrackers
Heading home today to love and be loved on by these two. 📸 LaLa #ClubCrackers #HomewardBound
January 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Heading home today to love and be loved on by these two. 📸 LaLa #ClubCrackers #HomewardBound
Reposted by Michael Tex Mawby
One bishop, in one church, literally just asked the president to be nice and him and everyone in his circle been melting down for a week.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
January 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
One bishop, in one church, literally just asked the president to be nice and him and everyone in his circle been melting down for a week.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
1460 Days left......just breathe!
January 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
1460 Days left......just breathe!
If Saquon Barkley rushes for more than 200+ yards on Sunday, Philly will definitely be calling him Snowquon. #Bet #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly 💚🩶💚
January 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If Saquon Barkley rushes for more than 200+ yards on Sunday, Philly will definitely be calling him Snowquon. #Bet #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly 💚🩶💚
I'd rather have a DEI hire than a DUI hire. #petehegseth
January 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'd rather have a DEI hire than a DUI hire. #petehegseth
Pete Hegseth to be nominated as the first Secretary of Defensiveness. Wish I could take credit for this gem.....but some other smart person beat me to it.
January 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pete Hegseth to be nominated as the first Secretary of Defensiveness. Wish I could take credit for this gem.....but some other smart person beat me to it.
I think the internets....and especially Bluesky needs a picture of the big baby, Miss Daisy Crackers. Hope you all have a lovely and most snuggly day. #ClubCrackers
December 20, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I think the internets....and especially Bluesky needs a picture of the big baby, Miss Daisy Crackers. Hope you all have a lovely and most snuggly day. #ClubCrackers
This (was) my Monkey Crackers. His belly was extremely fabulous and he loved to show it to me.....so I wanted to share it with you all here on BlueSky. Hug your kitties, doggos, and hoomans too. Love to all. 🖤🤍🖤
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
This (was) my Monkey Crackers. His belly was extremely fabulous and he loved to show it to me.....so I wanted to share it with you all here on BlueSky. Hug your kitties, doggos, and hoomans too. Love to all. 🖤🤍🖤
This is Discount Crackers (left) and Daisy Crackers (right). You are all welcome! #ClubCrackers
December 1, 2024 at 3:14 PM
This is Discount Crackers (left) and Daisy Crackers (right). You are all welcome! #ClubCrackers
I just had my first "reskeet" today. Banner day for me fo sho. #BustaBust
November 21, 2024 at 11:29 AM
I just had my first "reskeet" today. Banner day for me fo sho. #BustaBust
Reposted by Michael Tex Mawby
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
Is it only me that thinks the precedent the House could use for releasing the ethics investigation on former Congressman Matt Gaetz is the 1987 "Boner Investigation?" I did not make this shit up. #TheWeirdGoPro
November 20, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Is it only me that thinks the precedent the House could use for releasing the ethics investigation on former Congressman Matt Gaetz is the 1987 "Boner Investigation?" I did not make this shit up. #TheWeirdGoPro
That incredible feeling when a love you lost comes back to you....in this case I refer to my Apple iPods that I found in a leather jacket I haven't worn in months. #boomerang #winning #stupidlyhappy
November 17, 2024 at 1:43 PM
That incredible feeling when a love you lost comes back to you....in this case I refer to my Apple iPods that I found in a leather jacket I haven't worn in months. #boomerang #winning #stupidlyhappy
Scottish Walk is coming up (12/7/24) in Old Town Alexandria (VA). I gotta find my kilt.....I hope it still fits! 🏴 HMU if you are attending so we can get down with some drums, pipes, and cocktails too. Cheers! #halò #pàrtaidh #PiperDown #Soiree #GarrettAndMawbyClans
November 14, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Scottish Walk is coming up (12/7/24) in Old Town Alexandria (VA). I gotta find my kilt.....I hope it still fits! 🏴 HMU if you are attending so we can get down with some drums, pipes, and cocktails too. Cheers! #halò #pàrtaidh #PiperDown #Soiree #GarrettAndMawbyClans
So how many clowns can you actually fit into a clown car? Not asking for a friend......I really want to know.
November 13, 2024 at 11:14 PM
So how many clowns can you actually fit into a clown car? Not asking for a friend......I really want to know.
1528 Days Left.......just BREATHE!
November 13, 2024 at 1:42 PM
1528 Days Left.......just BREATHE!