Peter’s Spooky Shenanigans
@texaspenguin.bsky.social
Chicagoland knitter (far far burbs). Gaymer. Bear/Panda. Husband. LEGO enthusiast. Pharmacist. Dog dad. Compassionate. MKP. And whatever other words you wanna use to describe me. 🏳️🌈 He/him.
TERFs and MAGAts need not apply.
TERFs and MAGAts need not apply.
Every man on this app drop a selfie, now! I mean, if you want. I’m not your real dad.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Every man on this app drop a selfie, now! I mean, if you want. I’m not your real dad.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Die mad, fascists.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Die mad, fascists.
Odyss says that it’s finally time to start wearing hoodies again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Odyss says that it’s finally time to start wearing hoodies again.
One thing I truly appreciate about Odyss is that when the leash isn’t being held, he doesn’t move. I don’t ever have to worry about him running off.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One thing I truly appreciate about Odyss is that when the leash isn’t being held, he doesn’t move. I don’t ever have to worry about him running off.
The new front camera is quite impressive.
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The new front camera is quite impressive.
Shhh. Don’t bother me right now.
September 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shhh. Don’t bother me right now.
Guess I’m going to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight.
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Guess I’m going to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight.
Excuse me, Odyss. That’s where I sleep.
September 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Excuse me, Odyss. That’s where I sleep.
Been watching too much K-Pop Demon Hunters.
August 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Been watching too much K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Finished chicken #9 last night. I may have a problem with making these…
July 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Finished chicken #9 last night. I may have a problem with making these…
I appreciate these tank tops I’ve been wearing lately. They really make my shoulders pop, and they allow a good amount of my upper body to be exposed in this heat.
July 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I appreciate these tank tops I’ve been wearing lately. They really make my shoulders pop, and they allow a good amount of my upper body to be exposed in this heat.
Sundays are for naps.
July 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sundays are for naps.
I must be off my rocker to turn on the stove and oven to make a chicken pot pie in this weather.
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I must be off my rocker to turn on the stove and oven to make a chicken pot pie in this weather.
I’m not sure if the algorithm knows something I don’t about myself.
July 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m not sure if the algorithm knows something I don’t about myself.
That’s nice of them.
July 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That’s nice of them.
Help, my dog is malfunctioning.
July 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Help, my dog is malfunctioning.
New keyboard is thocky.
July 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
New keyboard is thocky.
Odyss, I’m trying to work, buddy.
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Odyss, I’m trying to work, buddy.
Honestly, if it weren’t for dogs in my life, I probably wouldn’t be around to post.
July 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Honestly, if it weren’t for dogs in my life, I probably wouldn’t be around to post.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
June 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Does this shirt make me look fat?
OMG, it’s here. UPS said delivery between 9:45a-1:45p, and they show up at 1:37p. I was getting irritated. 🤣🤣🤣
June 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
OMG, it’s here. UPS said delivery between 9:45a-1:45p, and they show up at 1:37p. I was getting irritated. 🤣🤣🤣