Me when I try to fix my Bluesky follower list (it says 19 yet I count 14 people and I don’t know how to fix it)

Me looking at the politics in my feed and scroll past just to see more (I didn’t ask for this shit in my feed nor did I want it)

"Hey Lois-"

(sounds of horrific vomit spewing and flesh going everywhere)

I'm not even Hispanic and even i feel hatred towards this image.

Me looking for female custodes: y’all got any female custodes?

GW: we got lesbians with pixies cuts

Me:

Somewhere on Camp David's unholy grounds the vengeful spirit known as Dick Cheyney stirs. Crawling his way to his demonic horse two words are heard, gasped past lips cracked with malnourishment.
"I-i-invade.....I-Ran!"

Which way Western man?

Real talk, Diesel and cattlepunk are my two top favorites. Stonepunk a close third.

Exusiai, a combine ordinal and Soviet tanker francis fighting zombies is some shit you would see out of a multicross fanfic. But hey that's the L4D2 workshop for you.

We need to go back to that era of roblox where everyone was so fucking unhinged and said the most out of context shit or knew the value of comedic timing.

I will not eat a single morsel of food, until Henry Kissinger is dead and buried.

I hate how mother nature made the most dangerous animals the most cutest. If dangerous, then why fren shaped?

Me when i see a filthy leaf lover (the park ranger) enter my domain (the cabin i made)