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Average Texan man
@texasman.bsky.social
A Texan man who is a fan of SCP, Warhammer, Star Wars, Arknights, Project Moon, Cold War stuff and military thrillers, and gacha games with interesting lore.

A history nerd and an esoteric, cryptid, and myth enjoyer. Also an amateur writer.
The world when you finally stop giving a shit about people think and just flat out kill anyone you hate

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Superman Meme Meme Template
YouTube video by Mirage
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December 7, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Me when I try to fix my Bluesky follower list (it says 19 yet I count 14 people and I don’t know how to fix it)
November 29, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Me looking at the politics in my feed and scroll past just to see more (I didn’t ask for this shit in my feed nor did I want it)
November 8, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Do you ever think Mario was on Epsteins island since peach is 15 according to my knowledge?
October 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
10 video games to get to know me

Black mesa
Gmod
Rimworld
Men of war assault squad 2
Dawn of war soulstorm
Minecraft
Terraria
Star Wars empire at war
Dawn of war retribution
Half life 2
10 Video Games to get to know me
Silent Hill
Silent Hill 2
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 4: The Room
Silent Hill: Homecoming
Silent Hill: Origins
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Silent Hill: Downpour
Silent Hill 2 Remake
Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening
10 video games to get to know me 💖

- Zelda: a link to the past
- kingdom hearts
- Xenoblade chronicles
- Animal Crossing
- Danganronpa
- Persona 5
- Final Fantasy 9
- metaphor: refantazio (yes, already)
- Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
- Chrono Trigger
October 19, 2024 at 12:37 AM
"Hey Lois-"

(sounds of horrific vomit spewing and flesh going everywhere)
October 18, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I'm not even Hispanic and even i feel hatred towards this image.
October 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Me looking for female custodes: y’all got any female custodes?

GW: we got lesbians with pixies cuts

Me:
October 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I will never forget the time a deaf iron hands warrior turned a noise marine into red paste after casually shrugging off his attack.

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This DEAF Space Marine Fought A Noise Marine?!
YouTube video by Astartes Anonymous
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October 16, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Somewhere on Camp David's unholy grounds the vengeful spirit known as Dick Cheyney stirs. Crawling his way to his demonic horse two words are heard, gasped past lips cracked with malnourishment.
"I-i-invade.....I-Ran!"
January 16, 2024 at 4:36 PM
People ask me why I prefer fox girls and boys over other options.

To which I ask “if your partner had a big fluffy fox tail, would you use it as a pillow?”

That is all.
January 3, 2024 at 3:11 AM
vxtwitter.com/Leannenist/s...

She really looked at a brutal communist dictator and went "Mmm, yes, i shall blame the capitalist"

Not even fucking Stalin, she had to pick the worst Dictator of the Eastern bloc, the very same guy that saw 15,000 children die under his regime.
December 30, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Which way Western man?

Real talk, Diesel and cattlepunk are my two top favorites. Stonepunk a close third.
December 27, 2023 at 6:37 PM
By far the thing about school i despised the most is being up on a school night and waking up at 6:30 in the morning and having to power through the day like a zombie.

I got so fed up i switched over to being home schooled and finished that shit.

Never again bro. Never. Again.
December 26, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Exusiai, a combine ordinal and Soviet tanker francis fighting zombies is some shit you would see out of a multicross fanfic. But hey that's the L4D2 workshop for you.
December 18, 2023 at 6:52 PM
We need to go back to that era of roblox where everyone was so fucking unhinged and said the most out of context shit or knew the value of comedic timing.
December 8, 2023 at 5:18 PM
I will not eat a single morsel of food, until Henry Kissinger is dead and buried.
November 30, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I hate how mother nature made the most dangerous animals the most cutest. If dangerous, then why fren shaped?
November 29, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Me when i see a filthy leaf lover (the park ranger) enter my domain (the cabin i made)
November 29, 2023 at 6:11 PM