Chris Devine
texaschrisdevine.bsky.social
Chris Devine
@texaschrisdevine.bsky.social
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Birds of a feather always flock together
June 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
June 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
June 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Pam Bondi 2025:

Fox appearances - 5,000

New Epstein files released - 0

New Epstein prosecutions - 0

Fraud prosecutions from DOGE - 0
March 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How much are the Kristy Noem commercials cost the US taxpayers?
March 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Donald, bring it. I’m so tired of your victimy whiney belly aching crap. You friggin won and you STILL are complaining all the time.

BRING IT YOU SMALL LITTLE BOY
March 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Everything Is Tuberculosis comes out THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. I am so excited and also nervous. I hope you like it. Preorder your signed copy at everythingistb.com
March 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Have you said thank you? Did you even once compliment my little sailor suit? Said you've never seen its like? Do you even care what flavor my giant lollipop is?
March 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Not Elon but, this is what I see when in hear his name
February 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Elon
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Elon and Friend
February 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Elon Musk
February 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
February 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
With the measles out break in texas, why aren't more people masked up?
February 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Please get off Meta and Twitter. I know I sound like a broken record, but this is the only way to invoke change. The only people paying attention to protesting is us, they don't give a shit. Stop shopping Walmart, Sams, NFM, Scheels.
February 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Speaking with several Canadians, they are angry. Everyone of the folks I spoke to they are never buying US made stuff or visiting the US either.
February 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Marc is looking orange
February 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Vacation in a blue state
February 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Ads in ‘no ads’ tiers? Then lower the price #Hulu #Disney #ESPN

This is a screenshot from yet another T&Cs update email that I received
February 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think changing the name is fine that just means Mexicans and Canadians are now Americans!!! I still not sure how we got that name.
February 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Are we great again yet?
February 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM