Dolly wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” in one night.

Thank goodness.

RIP Tyler White pizza party saga

I unabashedly hate the Space Cowboys name change and will die on this hill. Where are we? Clear Lake? We are poorly-drained reclaimed prison land, the mosquito is our proper mascot.

I was born a Sugar Land Skeeter and I’ll die a Sugar Land Skeeter.

I don’t have any information but at some point people were discussing members of Astros Twitter they missed and someone threw a “rip” next to his name. I also hope not.

Hi, I am a member of the Emil Rothe and Larry Dierker chapters, may I be added?

Did Alfred Tuvey really pass away or was that a joke?

Ah okay I didn’t know if it was something more than the standard deviation Arte Moreno’s Factory of Sadness takes. Carry on.

It is time for you to meet the coolest livestock judge in the world