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Tevor the Third
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Just barking at the moon.
Don't forget to grab the Sacred Tear from the alter! 😯
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MALUCAAAA~!!!

Got you you son of a bitch! Been stuck on that since friday! 🤣😂🤣
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
...the Dragon's hole (that's a thing, right?) seemingly for it's own sake.

And why?

Realistic pores don't make games better.

Noone even sees them during actual gameplay.

Our good Dr. Malcolm said it best. He was talking about Dinosaurs, but I'm pretty sure it was a metaphor. Subtext you see 🧐
October 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Huh. Spicy take perhaps?

I think Dad's Diet Root Beer is better than Dad's Root Beer 🧐

Didn't even know it existed.
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Btw the Underking fight music goes way harder then it has any right or reason too.

Blessed soundtrack has Absolum.
October 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Been looking at some of those "Absolute" comics DC has been putting out over the last year.

Haven't really read an ongoing comic book since, uh, whenever the Incredible Hercules was? Years and years ago.

But if more comics were like Absolute Martian Manhunter? I'd have a new hobby.

It's so good.
October 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If I ever get handed stupid rich guy money I'm going to fund a Space Channel 5 movie.

It'll be a two hour, psychedelic, narrative concept album music video, consisting near entirely of lavish dance numbers starring countless extras and next to no spoken dialogue.

It's all right there.
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Look at this bloody thing they whipped up for the Tactics rerelease. Art by the incomparable Akihiko Yoshida.

Superb. Love me some Triangle Strategy. Still a bad name though.
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You know what's a crime?

And by "crime" I mean a silly thing of no consequence, but also it'd be nice to fix.

Consoles have had microphones pretty much built in, or bundled, or assumed that you had your own, for a while now.

So where the bloody everlasting hell is a port of Seaman?!

Sega. WTF 😤
September 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We're back! 😭

#SilentHillF
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Love this game ❤️
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I fixed it.

Geordi's a vast improvement over the other guy.
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's pretty ironic that Disney owns Captain America now.

The character that is defined by fighting fascism.

Even when, perhaps especially when, it's coming from inside the house. From his country. Or his friends.

Do better.
September 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Move over Torrent. We got a new steed on the scene!
September 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"i just need you to do, what you do." - Ellen Ripley
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Smag.

Lol
September 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Myst rules by the way.

Don't let revisionist history, or cherry picked examples of people back then being contrary to its success, get it twisted in your mind.

Myst deserves its spot on videogame Olympus.

For me personally it was as formative to my tastes as Super Mario Bros and Mortal Kombat II
September 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Three word horror story;
August 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You know what ruled? The Wiimote + Nunchuck.

I don't even mean the motion controls. Just simply having two big functional controllers in two hands that you can move independently.

I would kill for someone to do this for modern machines. Sell Joycons that are big and ergonomic to actual hold...
August 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
August 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ok but when will Mole Mania get its due?
August 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hey, remember when we kept getting Wonder Boy remakes, sequels, reissues, etc for a couple years there?

That was pretty weird.

I loved it. The best series that never got it's due. So it was nice to see it get a little bit of a modern resurgence with some truly great releases.
August 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM