This weekend, come celebrate Groundhog Day with us, over, and over, and over, and over…

Also, Friday is my birthday, bitches! I’m taking my titties out, so everyone should celebrate!

MABA: Make America Bleed Again

MADA: Make America Diseased Again!

What are you doing tomorrow night?

If you didn’t answer “Going to see Expressions at La Burla Bee,” change your plans! Come see some amazing performances and vote for your favorites. No cover, no excuses!

My first feather fans! I’m in love!

Me during literally every single second of A Muppet Christmas Carol

I made TINY CAKES

For my first post, I present: