To which we add: explored a local creek with bush so think and tangled that a quiet woof to summon Dad’s help was necessary.

And it’s not quite dinner time.

It can say “pooftah” in 37 languages.

I like where you’re going here. The operation might even generally run on cash, keeping that part of our financial system ticking over.

Perhaps we could employ some worthy people to deliver it door to door next. Early in the mornings, in small batches. The people could be jaunty and athletic, and they could invent small carrying cages like the ones for takeaway coffee but sturdier.

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To be fair I sometimes use a Lethal Weapon 2 japie accent when talking to my beloved Rhodesian Ridgeback, Chloe.