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Russia, Russia, Russia.
Reopen that investigation.
Reopen that investigation.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Russia, Russia, Russia.
Reopen that investigation.
Reopen that investigation.
Can one reporter please just tell Trump to go fuck himself?
"I think you're a terrible reporter and a terrible person."
"Well, I think you're a shitty President. Furthermore, go fuck yourself."
Easy.
"I think you're a terrible reporter and a terrible person."
"Well, I think you're a shitty President. Furthermore, go fuck yourself."
Easy.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Can one reporter please just tell Trump to go fuck himself?
"I think you're a terrible reporter and a terrible person."
"Well, I think you're a shitty President. Furthermore, go fuck yourself."
Easy.
"I think you're a terrible reporter and a terrible person."
"Well, I think you're a shitty President. Furthermore, go fuck yourself."
Easy.
Open message to any US elected representative that needs to hear it: Whatever POSOTUS threatens or promises or suggests to get you to help hide the Epstein files, remember that they will get out. Things will get bad for anyone helping to hide it. Do the right thing, or face the consequences for him.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Open message to any US elected representative that needs to hear it: Whatever POSOTUS threatens or promises or suggests to get you to help hide the Epstein files, remember that they will get out. Things will get bad for anyone helping to hide it. Do the right thing, or face the consequences for him.
Nice work, New York City! I am so freakin' happy with those results!
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Nice work, New York City! I am so freakin' happy with those results!
Is election interference an official duty of the POSOTUS? "you really have no choice" coupled with his threat to withhold funding sounds like he is threatening New York City's right to choose its representation. Is he really from there? I've seen no proof.
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is election interference an official duty of the POSOTUS? "you really have no choice" coupled with his threat to withhold funding sounds like he is threatening New York City's right to choose its representation. Is he really from there? I've seen no proof.
How does one fire the speaker of the house and all complicit members of Congress? Asking for a friend.
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
How does one fire the speaker of the house and all complicit members of Congress? Asking for a friend.
International designation as a "terrorist organization" gives him license to start whatever fucking war he wants. This turns into drone strikes everywhere in the world (except maybe his buddy Vlad's house). Ready for WWIII? Impeach and remove him now. There aren't any good alternatives.
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
International designation as a "terrorist organization" gives him license to start whatever fucking war he wants. This turns into drone strikes everywhere in the world (except maybe his buddy Vlad's house). Ready for WWIII? Impeach and remove him now. There aren't any good alternatives.
Alberta. The Notwithstanding clause is NOT something we should be going for. WTF are you even thinking? This should be the perfect moment for ALL unions within Alberta to shut this shit down. All strike all at once, or she will use this to overwrite whatever rights she wants to. Stupid.
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Alberta. The Notwithstanding clause is NOT something we should be going for. WTF are you even thinking? This should be the perfect moment for ALL unions within Alberta to shut this shit down. All strike all at once, or she will use this to overwrite whatever rights she wants to. Stupid.
So he's "not joking" about it. That's the top reason we should laugh. Because he thinks he's being serious. His poll numbers have never been better. Bannon being cagey about the plan is a red flag. Is that guy under surveillance?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump does not rule out seeking third term - but says he will not use VP loophole - BBC News
Trump rules out running for vice-president, an idea floated by supporters to circumvent the US constitution which bars him from running again.
www.bbc.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So he's "not joking" about it. That's the top reason we should laugh. Because he thinks he's being serious. His poll numbers have never been better. Bannon being cagey about the plan is a red flag. Is that guy under surveillance?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hey, Fascist. Raise it another 10%. See how much more we respect your Nazi ass.
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hey, Fascist. Raise it another 10%. See how much more we respect your Nazi ass.
Okay. What would be a good approach to get Micro Johnson back to work? If he refuses, do y'all have a way to compel him, or remove him for failing in his duties?
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Okay. What would be a good approach to get Micro Johnson back to work? If he refuses, do y'all have a way to compel him, or remove him for failing in his duties?
The aircraft carrier, one would assume, is to allow quicker attacks on fishing vessels?
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The aircraft carrier, one would assume, is to allow quicker attacks on fishing vessels?
If there are 17+ trillion dollars of revenue from tariffs, shouldn't that be reflected in some kind of ledger somewhere? Has anyone checked both sets of books?
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If there are 17+ trillion dollars of revenue from tariffs, shouldn't that be reflected in some kind of ledger somewhere? Has anyone checked both sets of books?
How long until you guys can march that bitch out of what's left of the White House and into a federal hospice? You can bet he's going to do as much damage as he can on the way out, so how much of this are you going to save?
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
How long until you guys can march that bitch out of what's left of the White House and into a federal hospice? You can bet he's going to do as much damage as he can on the way out, so how much of this are you going to save?
I feel like it would be therapeutic to just punch that little gremlin in the face. (You can choose for yourself which gremlin I'm talking about this time.)
October 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I feel like it would be therapeutic to just punch that little gremlin in the face. (You can choose for yourself which gremlin I'm talking about this time.)
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Karoline Leavitt needs to be locked in a room where she can't infect anyone else. I don't care how small the room is, but it would be nice to save a bit of money for the party.
October 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Karoline Leavitt needs to be locked in a room where she can't infect anyone else. I don't care how small the room is, but it would be nice to save a bit of money for the party.
Once the current occupants flee for their lives with their spoils, I think the surest death-knell for your country would be if it lets them go. The continuation of your country will depend on finding them, dragging them back, and holding them accountable before flinging them penniless into exile.
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Once the current occupants flee for their lives with their spoils, I think the surest death-knell for your country would be if it lets them go. The continuation of your country will depend on finding them, dragging them back, and holding them accountable before flinging them penniless into exile.
Is there any way someone could replace Grandpa's phone with a Fisher Price version? He could still whine, but it could be about the sounds various animals make.
October 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Is there any way someone could replace Grandpa's phone with a Fisher Price version? He could still whine, but it could be about the sounds various animals make.
I think I could accept "Micro Johnson", or "Tyke Johnson". Not a fan of "Tiny Mike Johnson". Who should I contact about that?
(Also just noticed the double-entendre of "Micro Johnson", so I like it even more.)
(Also just noticed the double-entendre of "Micro Johnson", so I like it even more.)
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think I could accept "Micro Johnson", or "Tyke Johnson". Not a fan of "Tiny Mike Johnson". Who should I contact about that?
(Also just noticed the double-entendre of "Micro Johnson", so I like it even more.)
(Also just noticed the double-entendre of "Micro Johnson", so I like it even more.)
What is the purpose of an oversight committee? The current impression I get is that they are intended to look at whatever thing they are oversighting, and say "Huh."
October 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What is the purpose of an oversight committee? The current impression I get is that they are intended to look at whatever thing they are oversighting, and say "Huh."
Can't wait until a real President comes in and tears down the ballroom.
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Can't wait until a real President comes in and tears down the ballroom.
Just a quick theoretical question for the room: What the fuck does it take for a president to be removed from office? (Answers may easily include threatening to use the insurrection act if courts don't let him deploy the national guard for garbage duty.)
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Just a quick theoretical question for the room: What the fuck does it take for a president to be removed from office? (Answers may easily include threatening to use the insurrection act if courts don't let him deploy the national guard for garbage duty.)
The fragile wee POSOTUS needs to be the most powerful and the most newsworthy. I bet he'd turn on Miller and Vought if they got more press than him.
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The fragile wee POSOTUS needs to be the most powerful and the most newsworthy. I bet he'd turn on Miller and Vought if they got more press than him.
A suggestion to avoid shutdowns when you write a new constitution after the fascism is dealt with: There is no lapse in funding. If you can't negotiate a new budget level, the old one stays in place and there is automatically a new election for... let's say the 5 most senior people in both parties.
October 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
A suggestion to avoid shutdowns when you write a new constitution after the fascism is dealt with: There is no lapse in funding. If you can't negotiate a new budget level, the old one stays in place and there is automatically a new election for... let's say the 5 most senior people in both parties.