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Phil's pool adventure. She is terrified of bodies of water, and doesnt know how to swim.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's really incredible how much money these people earn while knowing nothing about what their company does.

I know you're not putting lab meat in soup, because it's way too expensive. You had someone try to explain your product while you went ":O" at the syllable count of preservatives.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Halloween cyborg fursona maintenance
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If you see this, post a kobold
September 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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A massive Siege Dragon breaks through the portcullis of a rebellious fort, much to the horror of the defenders inside. 🐉🔥🏰
September 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Imagine two 5th-gen fighters pin you in a taxiway as they tie you down to the edge lights, taunting and calling you a 3rd-gen despite being a 4+. Powered-down due to the high-altitude high-temp conditions, you're so humiliated as they hook a start-cart up to you despite having a modern JFS.
August 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
yinglet
July 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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#yinglets
The Scrappers of the Foreign Quarter
You always love your family, but you don't always trust them.
(L-R: Millstone, Wishyu, Snatches, Pox, Scratches)
June 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Posting this here
December 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Lady Amastri ordering her servants after reading a report from her farm.

You can see my new artworks one month early.
www.patreon.com/WilhelmHistory
June 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In my 20s, the stereotypical furry was a weirdo in his 30s, and now that I'm a weirdo in my 30s, the stereotypical furry's in their 20s. Just can't win.
May 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Makes sense.
The people who want lightsword wizard soap opera don't watch it, and the people who dislike lightsword wizard soap opera don't want to get tricked into watching lightsword wizard soap opera, as all Star Wars media must eventually be.

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"With three episodes a week, the series should stay in the Luminate Top 10 for the rest of its run, giving us a few more points of comparison, but US audiences are really giving it a near-epidermal thumbs-down, even though it's probably the best thing to happen to Star Wars since Rogue One."
May 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I have formative memories of the war on Europa...

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Absolute Zero (video game) - Wikipedia
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April 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Thank you again to all my friends and all the people I met for such a wonderful ANE! As sad as it always is for a con to end, I cant help but feel buoyed up by so much love and joy. I had an absolutely magical experience this year and cant wait for the next one
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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"All we have is hope."

Experimental comm for @themetaisreal.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Pretty sure I did this first...
June 21, 2024 at 8:09 AM