She also said "I don't know if I'm ever going to find a man who treats me as good as you do" and I had to agree with her. I don’t think any man can ever love her as deeply as I do and treat her accordingly.

The ones I sent her pictures of that I liked, she hated, and the ones she sent me pictures of that she liked, I hated.

It's okay, my gf is white and goes fishing with her dad.

If I was smarter, a better writer, and had the ability to finish anything I start, I would write something about how TT has the tendency to suck me in and let me think I'm part of Gen Z instead of a crusty millenial.

My snapchat subscribers got an obgyn's view of my pussy on the regular, in case anyone was thinking this is a double standard.

SF and LA would be cool as hell.

I go back & fourth on my feelings about CA. I have a loyalty to it for no particular reason. Maybe because the idea of the California Girl is so evocative. I don't think "Wisconsin girl" or "Missouri girl" conjures up specific images in anyone's mind.

In case you were wondering what my gf looks like, this should tell you everything you need to know