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tessmcgill.bsky.social
Tess
@tessmcgill.bsky.social
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Same dumb bitch, different app

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GNC just texted me and said "I know what you are"
Screenshot of a text message notification from GNC. It says "Over 30? This is your reminder your testosterone levels could be declining. Nugenix now BOGO 50% OFF"
February 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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This one is my favorite. It's sometimes labeled as Ajishima and sometimes labeled as JFC. I've been buying it for years, but never tried it on scrambled eggs since my go-to for those is everything bagel seasoning.
A glass jar of Ebi Fumi Furikake Rice Seasoning. The picture on the jar shows rice on a pair of chopsticks with the seasoning on it, including small strips of seaweed and tiny flakes of dried shrimp.
February 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Last week's stats versus this week's stats:
A graph from my UberEats account. It shows that I worked 4 days last week, earning $109.96, from 11 trips that equalled 4 hours and 12 minutes of active time. A second graph from my UberEats account. It shows that I worked 2 days this week, earning $112.20, from 9 trips that equalled 3 hours and 8 minutes of active time.
February 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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He added a second tip later on. Gonna go spend my DEI dollars on HRT.
Screenshot of my Uber Eats account. It says "The estimate for this trip was (blank) including the upfront tip - and the customer tipped you even more after delivery. Nice!"
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I have no idea what this means for me
A screenshot of the top row of my watch list on the Letterboxd app. The four films shown are "Kindergarten Cop", "Totally Killer", "Blue Velvet", and "Blade Runner".
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Video about starting testosterone: "you will grow hair on your butt"

Me watching the video: "you didn't have butt hair pre-transition?"
An image of Will Poulter from the "you guys are getting paid?" meme
January 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Him too, but even more so
December 27, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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He's very wholesome but I want him to wreck me
December 27, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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In my house, we know *this* is the real Santa
David Harbour as Santa Claus in the "Violent Night" movie
December 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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*chefs kiss*
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Sir Patrick Stewart in a field, holding a basket, and picking an apple from a tree. He is labeled as "me", the basket is labeled as "my meme collection" and the apple is labeled as "this meme"
December 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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A picture of Ryan Gosling wearing a tuxedo with the caption "I already fucked up 2025. 2026 my year, for real."
December 17, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Rejection sensitivity is the biggest pain in the ass because why the hell did I get upset that some complete rando I've never seen has blocked me?
November 20, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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My first mutual 😃
October 15, 2023 at 5:55 AM