Tessa Tulipe
tessa-tulipe.bsky.social
Tessa Tulipe
@tessa-tulipe.bsky.social
It really freaks out my cat when I change the oscillating fan speed with its little remote (versus getting up and manually changing the fan’s speed). He looks at me and then looks at the fan with an offended and alarmed expression. Tiny feline Luddite. I love him so much 😍😾🌬️
July 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm actually going to something called Foechella where I fight my enemies in the desert #coachella
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Today I would like to be a tiny cake at a fancy bakery, the kind with brightly colored garnishes and decorations, but only if a hot milf eats me
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
it's wild that cats can sense when you're petting them absentmindedly, like they get kinda bitchy if they can tell you're just on autopilot and not putting sincere worship into every single one of those head pets lollll
February 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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We don’t:

Post photos from actions

Announce online who attended an action, even if done so with love.

We do:

Take care, drink water, fight fascism.
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You can pickle anything if you have a big enough jar
February 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Americans are starting to get jealous of the two astronauts stuck in space #girlstrip #space #beammeup
January 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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“Don’t hate the player hate the game”

You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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due to nonwoke compliance measures—Meta HQ promises all Angry, Ruthless Cock Sucking, & Mandatory Corporate Anal-Oral will now be "Down Low"
January 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Watching the Olivia Rodrigo #GUTS doc, which is so fun, and in addition to Olivia being really talented, the audio engineers killed it, this sounds SO good 😮‍💨👏
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Have you ever looked at one of your cats and been like, i think he might have a gun
November 27, 2024 at 2:15 AM