my brain feels like a squishy bowl of bullshit

After getting a mean stomach bug and spat on and scratched up and bit in the last 72 hours I regret to inform you it just is what it fuckn is

Health? In this climate? Less likely than you think. And let’s be honest, that bar is pretty low.

Wicked is lucky to have its guardian angel

Yo I worked in professional theatre for 8 years- do what you love and you will still be fucking working but you’ll take bullshit a lot more personally because your heart is too in it

here it fuckn goes

I miss acting classes. It’s been so long since I laid down on the floor with 10 other people and pretended a ball of warmth was traveling throughout my body

It’s imperative that @atproto.com not only survives, but eviscerates twitter and meta

Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man

A kid peed on me today lmaoooo whyyyyyy

And would DJT have ever made it this far if we all didn’t shun Tom? His smile holds secrets we could not possibly fathom

I am 32, and I got on MySpace for the first time at 14. It is very unsettling to think that social media has been part of my life for most of my life. Even more so to think of where social media is going.

“You’ve made your bed. Now lie in it.”

First of all, I definitely didn’t make my bed