TeslaHam
@teslaham.bsky.social
Tesla recommends keeping your car somewhere warm, so I keep it in Birmingham, Alabama.
I got one. Everyone can relax.
July 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I got one. Everyone can relax.
Betsy between pets. That's why her face is doing that.
July 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Betsy between pets. That's why her face is doing that.
Betsy is 15 now. That's the age her brother was when he passed away. I'm in Super-Spoil mode.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Betsy is 15 now. That's the age her brother was when he passed away. I'm in Super-Spoil mode.
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Per @thorbenson.bsky.social, I will now be calling her "the Vanna White of shitters"
i genuinely cannot believe how many pictures nancy mace has taken outside of bathrooms while she travels
May 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Per @thorbenson.bsky.social, I will now be calling her "the Vanna White of shitters"
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your pants are very on sir
April 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
your pants are very on sir
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flightless, not fightless
April 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
flightless, not fightless
I have reached "ordered special socks online" years of age.
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have reached "ordered special socks online" years of age.
Rippin' ass in the walk-in freezer
March 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Rippin' ass in the walk-in freezer
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Texted my mother to tell her that I'm coming home. Almost autocorrected to the OTHER spelling of coming.
February 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Texted my mother to tell her that I'm coming home. Almost autocorrected to the OTHER spelling of coming.
About to fill my To Be Read list from the background of this one SNL skit
January 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
About to fill my To Be Read list from the background of this one SNL skit
Ask yourself if you're the kind of person that screws up someone else's speech-to-text because you won't shut the fuck up for two seconds
January 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ask yourself if you're the kind of person that screws up someone else's speech-to-text because you won't shut the fuck up for two seconds
Some people DO NOT care whose ass they are a pain in
December 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Some people DO NOT care whose ass they are a pain in
I know I'm not the least bit original in this: I buy books at a much greater rate than I read them.
Also I'm not sorry about it.
Also I'm not sorry about it.
October 23, 2024 at 6:18 AM
I know I'm not the least bit original in this: I buy books at a much greater rate than I read them.
Also I'm not sorry about it.
Also I'm not sorry about it.
When performing complex mathematical calculations with computer code, it's important to stop and kiss both of your cats on their noggins.
October 4, 2024 at 2:28 AM
When performing complex mathematical calculations with computer code, it's important to stop and kiss both of your cats on their noggins.
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Shogun swept the Emmys because of sharp writing like this
September 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Shogun swept the Emmys because of sharp writing like this
#kittySonja like to sit next to me in her purple chair and watch television
September 19, 2024 at 8:06 AM
#kittySonja like to sit next to me in her purple chair and watch television
Your attention please.
A Maine Coone.
A Maine Coone.
September 17, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Your attention please.
A Maine Coone.
A Maine Coone.
#kittyBetsy was sad that I was leaving for work
September 11, 2024 at 10:27 PM
#kittyBetsy was sad that I was leaving for work
Looking forward to #ThePenguin simply because Cristin Milioti is in it. One of my favorite actors ever.
September 11, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Looking forward to #ThePenguin simply because Cristin Milioti is in it. One of my favorite actors ever.