Keira Tessa Randall
@teskeract.bsky.social
cool british queer trans girl who can probably help you with whatever it is you need help with || she/her/whatever is required for the joke, and titles mrs or reverend are my legal ones || <333
I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even drink some while I’m making food.
April 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even drink some while I’m making food.
Guy who lives life in the right order named Benjamin Button’t, is that anything
April 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Guy who lives life in the right order named Benjamin Button’t, is that anything
British Kanye West: “I can’t even pronounce nothing, pass that to-may-to”
March 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
British Kanye West: “I can’t even pronounce nothing, pass that to-may-to”
I think I’m onto something with this outfit!
February 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I think I’m onto something with this outfit!
I’m good at this baking malarkey. Cinnamon rolls, Welsh cakes and bagels. Under three hours of work (minus dough proving).
February 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’m good at this baking malarkey. Cinnamon rolls, Welsh cakes and bagels. Under three hours of work (minus dough proving).
I love to try and build a standard deck with a friend, figure out that it's actually good, and end with a deck including all of these cards in the mainboard:
February 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I love to try and build a standard deck with a friend, figure out that it's actually good, and end with a deck including all of these cards in the mainboard:
Continuing my journey into what I can only describe as “quest giver core”
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Continuing my journey into what I can only describe as “quest giver core”
I might have a new best outfit, this one got me multiple compliments from strangers this evening
February 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I might have a new best outfit, this one got me multiple compliments from strangers this evening
What if I got really into blacksmithing
February 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What if I got really into blacksmithing
I keep seeing people talk about The Thing and how it maybe isn’t That Very Bad Thing but if it weren’t that, the Thing-Doer only needs to come out and say it wasn’t but he won’t, so.
Rough couple days, but hope will be there forever.
Christ though. Really.
Rough couple days, but hope will be there forever.
Christ though. Really.
January 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I keep seeing people talk about The Thing and how it maybe isn’t That Very Bad Thing but if it weren’t that, the Thing-Doer only needs to come out and say it wasn’t but he won’t, so.
Rough couple days, but hope will be there forever.
Christ though. Really.
Rough couple days, but hope will be there forever.
Christ though. Really.
I’m the baker - like the joker, but for baking
January 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I’m the baker - like the joker, but for baking
Did you know that “The Beatles” was just one guy?
January 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Did you know that “The Beatles” was just one guy?
spending my evening reading about Richard P. Feynman on wikipedia
January 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
spending my evening reading about Richard P. Feynman on wikipedia
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If you know anything about economics you will know this will have zero impact on the economy, what it will do is kill a load of disabled people to appease the rabid far-right. Once again it’s social murder!!!
January 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If you know anything about economics you will know this will have zero impact on the economy, what it will do is kill a load of disabled people to appease the rabid far-right. Once again it’s social murder!!!
Day ruined; Silumgar’s Scorn is still not on arena
January 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Day ruined; Silumgar’s Scorn is still not on arena
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I in a fantasy novel; I just stopped by walking past my tailor just to say hello and catch up
January 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I in a fantasy novel; I just stopped by walking past my tailor just to say hello and catch up
Reposted by Keira Tessa Randall
political pundits will say anything
“everyone’s opinions deserve to be respected”
no they don’t. that isn’t true.
“everyone’s opinions deserve to be respected”
no they don’t. that isn’t true.
January 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
political pundits will say anything
“everyone’s opinions deserve to be respected”
no they don’t. that isn’t true.
“everyone’s opinions deserve to be respected”
no they don’t. that isn’t true.
I made crème brûlée for new year’s and it rocks.
December 31, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I made crème brûlée for new year’s and it rocks.
Pride version of Where’s Waldo/Wally where it’s called “Where’s The Twink?”
December 31, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Pride version of Where’s Waldo/Wally where it’s called “Where’s The Twink?”
Reposted by Keira Tessa Randall
take that, hemingway
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
take that, hemingway
I was out shopping for a new bag yesterday and went into a Himalayan-themed shop; I saw a lovely bag with no price on it, asked the lady in the shop how much it was and she said “it’s part of a set, it comes free with that drum” and pointed at a drum on the same shelf that was £220. Weird.
December 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I was out shopping for a new bag yesterday and went into a Himalayan-themed shop; I saw a lovely bag with no price on it, asked the lady in the shop how much it was and she said “it’s part of a set, it comes free with that drum” and pointed at a drum on the same shelf that was £220. Weird.
I need more people to make food for.
December 22, 2024 at 8:40 AM
I need more people to make food for.
business Keira, where the business comes from the phrase “she means business”
December 20, 2024 at 11:15 PM
business Keira, where the business comes from the phrase “she means business”
just saw the musical “why am I so single”
best musical I’ve ever seen with the word femboys in it
best musical I’ve ever seen with the word femboys in it
December 20, 2024 at 10:18 PM
just saw the musical “why am I so single”
best musical I’ve ever seen with the word femboys in it
best musical I’ve ever seen with the word femboys in it
Reposted by Keira Tessa Randall
Beautiful women named “we’ve chosen to reject your housing application at this time” keep emailing me
December 17, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Beautiful women named “we’ve chosen to reject your housing application at this time” keep emailing me