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So down bad I’m talking to him like so is now when I should buy bitcoin?
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
So down bad I’m talking to him like so is now when I should buy bitcoin?
He was so excited after he dropped his for what line
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
He was so excited after he dropped his for what line
Reposted
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
There’s already alternative halftime show and it couldn’t be more all American
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
There’s already alternative halftime show and it couldn’t be more all American
Me at an Epstein party: are you gonna post these
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Me at an Epstein party: are you gonna post these
Pacer suddenly requiring MFA will be what ends my career
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Pacer suddenly requiring MFA will be what ends my career
Someone who has seen every movie Dakota Johnson has been in - pervert or film buff?
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Someone who has seen every movie Dakota Johnson has been in - pervert or film buff?
Reclaiming my time (5 minutes gained by train going express) from the blue line (35 minutes of delay during rush hour)
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reclaiming my time (5 minutes gained by train going express) from the blue line (35 minutes of delay during rush hour)
There is no good goddamn reason midwifery should be pronounced like that
July 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There is no good goddamn reason midwifery should be pronounced like that
Boris from couples therapy you will pay for your crimes
June 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Boris from couples therapy you will pay for your crimes
Ive never felt happier for someone than I feel for Tammy slaton getting her skin removal surgery
June 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ive never felt happier for someone than I feel for Tammy slaton getting her skin removal surgery
I do chalk some of my issues up to the fact that on the crucifix in the church I grew up in Jesus had cum gutters
May 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I do chalk some of my issues up to the fact that on the crucifix in the church I grew up in Jesus had cum gutters
One of the only useful pieces of dating advice I ever got was from Cosmo. If you want a man to open up about his feelings, talk to him when you’re doing sitting or walking side by side instead of sitting across from each other.
April 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One of the only useful pieces of dating advice I ever got was from Cosmo. If you want a man to open up about his feelings, talk to him when you’re doing sitting or walking side by side instead of sitting across from each other.
Feeling cool that the in love German couple in the coffee shop chose to sit next to me, out of all these pitiable Americans
March 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Feeling cool that the in love German couple in the coffee shop chose to sit next to me, out of all these pitiable Americans
NEED to meet the creative force behind top dog law’s radio ads
March 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
NEED to meet the creative force behind top dog law’s radio ads
Really wishing I hadn’t laughed and could remember how to make the egg Bigger than Before
March 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Really wishing I hadn’t laughed and could remember how to make the egg Bigger than Before
About to spend $169 on a phone case
March 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
About to spend $169 on a phone case
Hate to be embarrassed of my lifelong middle class status. Love to know it’s only temporary and soon I’ll be rich. Maybe even a billionaire.
February 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hate to be embarrassed of my lifelong middle class status. Love to know it’s only temporary and soon I’ll be rich. Maybe even a billionaire.
I know Karoline leavitt has ruined lives and destroyed friendships in a bachelorette party planning email thread before.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I know Karoline leavitt has ruined lives and destroyed friendships in a bachelorette party planning email thread before.
Recession indicator
Gretchen Rossi is returning to #RHOC as a friend of, everybody from the previous season is back (except Alexis), and production on the new season has officially begun!
January 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Recession indicator
Cool fish in a dull pond
January 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cool fish in a dull pond
Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer would never ride along on an ICE raid
January 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer would never ride along on an ICE raid
People who pronounce the phone number 911 like 9/11… what are you getting out of this
January 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
People who pronounce the phone number 911 like 9/11… what are you getting out of this
They’re playing bohemian like you in the pedway
January 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They’re playing bohemian like you in the pedway
I dumped a victim of the male loneliness epidemic AMA
January 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I dumped a victim of the male loneliness epidemic AMA