Elliot Whitcombe, Cryptid Camp Counselor
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Elliot Whitcombe, Cryptid Camp Counselor
@terriblybland.bsky.social
super chaotic lil rat boy - flower farmer - he/they
this dude's gonna live in my head forever
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
it's that time of year where we power-crochet for a month and then move onto something else (c2c blanket with some of the softest yarn i've got)
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
started reading this book after weeks of mental preparation (it focuses on one of my worst fears: pregnancy) and 'first trimester' are the first two words of the book and i immediately muttered an uncomfortable "ugh" under my breath

this one's gonna be so effective on me oh no
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mmmmm they're at it again
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
bonus sweaty boy pic during my trip up eagle falls
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
kentucky and tennessee were stunning. as always, i already can't wait to go back, nor can i wait for the day i finally bite the bullet and just move down there
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"just some dude" o'clock
October 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
having a bad night over here
October 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
when your autistic boyfriend wants you to grab one of his safe foods from the grocery store

(it's me i'm the autistic boyfriend with specific needs)
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
gender euphoria photoshoot, but it's just me taking the same kinda selfies i used to swipe left on lmao
September 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
just had to set the record straight before things get outta hand
September 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"chatgpt, generate me a picture of kharlie cirk and jesus together at a high school dance in heaven but they're still leaving room for (a second) jesus"
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
it's been a heck of a week
September 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
biting my knuckles bloody trying not to buy $115 worth of boxer briefs this morning
September 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
anyways, we stand for the flag in this household
September 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
gosh she is pretty!!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
at it again (yes they snapped two almost-exactly-the-same shots of the macaroni and felt it vital to post both)
August 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
when you and the boys all hate AI
August 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
decided to grow a new-to-me plant this summer and it's going astonishingly well
August 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
lots of other hair growing too can't wait for the stomach/chest hair to explode
August 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it's been almost two months of growing out the mullet (i love it)
August 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
dream weather forecast tbh high of 70F is my happy place
August 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
can't believe that i've worked in cannabis AND at a (dahlia) flower farm simultaneously for the last two years, but it's taken this long for me to finally grow this kind of weed for my first time

gg4, in-ground, almost shoulder height now
August 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
oh yeah, we needed four different variations of this same shot
August 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
yeah it makes sense the power's out

(this shot feels like it could slap as a background in a @slimyswampghost.bsky.social piece)
August 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM