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ok fine it’s christmas i guess
@terriblepunname.bsky.social
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Thinking about him. What a lad
Weregarurumon as depicted in Digimon Story: Time Stranger
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Mary what the fuck is this
Instagram ad for the new remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night showing Rohan Campbell shirtless on a black background with white text that reads “You show us your ticket stub. We’ll show you Rohan’s feet.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
terriblepunname.bsky.social
Has anyone else done this yet
“Zohran Mamdani for New York City” sign with next now altered to read “Aurora Borealis for This time of year, this time of say, this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen”
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
Image of Dan Stevens as Tom (a robot) in the 2021 film “I’m Your Man.” He is wearing a navy suit jacket and a dark blue button-up and is looking very sexy and contemplative against a blue-green background with a series of Ionian columns.
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I chose violence
My Letterboxd four most recently watched, ordered from most recent to least recent: Audition (1999), 28 Days Later (2002), The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003), and The Magnificent Ambersons (1942)
October 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Jeffrey Katzenberg: *breathes*
Me:
Screenshot from School of Rock (2003) of a boy in a school uniform glaring at the camera and saying “You’re tacky, and I hate you.”
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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They read this and got some ideas
Paperback Paradise cover for a fake novel named “sword that rips all of a man’s clothes off” by Penness F.F. Criffington. There is a red and black background with three hands grasping at a glowing black sword, with a shadowy demon looking on in the background.
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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How I’m feeling watching Nosferatu win zero (0) awards
Lily Rose-Depp in Nosferatu (2024) screaming with her head thrown back as she rips her bodice
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Robbed of a costume design nomination tbh
Photo from The Substance, of Demi Moore wearing large black sunglasses with gold trim, a large yellow trench coat the color of egg yolk, and red-orange leather gloves, holding a cardboard box.
March 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I would trust her
Photo of Céline Dion with a phone in her left hand, resting her left elbow in her right hand. She looks concerned, with her mouth slightly agape.
January 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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It might be cut pretty close but I thiiiink I’m good?
Photo of the main cast of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
January 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Beef stew season is in full effect
Diced beef chunks seasoned with salt and pepper in a metal bowl Pieces of beef browning in a cast-iron pan with oil Beef stew, with carrots/celery/radishes/garlic/basil/thyme/vegetable juice, in a crock pot
October 31, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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If you see this, quote with your favorite horror movie using a gif. Do it now!

I flip flop a lot on this but I gotta go with a standby
Gif of Gary Oldman as Dracula in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992). He appears as an old man, with white rounded bulbous hair, a red cloak, and an ornate lantern. Text reads “Enter freely of your own will and leave some of the happiness you bring.”
October 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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unova and it’s the same but it’s two years later so it’s not
Photo of the covers of Pokémon Black 2 and Pokémon White 2
October 15, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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Just as I suspected #AgathaAllAlong
Blanche from Golden Girls saying “Lesbian…”
October 3, 2024 at 1:54 AM
terriblepunname.bsky.social
It’s SOUP SEASON AGAIN
A pot of orange-ish red soup simmers in a black Dutch oven on a white electric stove
September 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Hulu, this is the 7th month in a row you’ve changed your price
Email subject line that reads “Upcoming Hulu (No Ads) Price Change [Inbox]”
September 14, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Today, at long last, I am 30, which means I can use one of The Sacred Texts
Screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force of Master Shake telling Meatwad “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.”
August 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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I mean, that’s not *wrong* exactly, Google, but…
Google overview for the Pokémon Meowth classifying Meowth as a “musical artist”
August 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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I appear to have stumbled upon a small mystery. A few weeks ago I went to a museum and saw a movie poster for a film called “Risky Ascenders: Murder on the Mountain.” It apparently stars Montgomery Clift and Shelley Winters and was produced by Paramount.

This movie doesn’t exist.
A poster for a film named “Risky Ascenders: Murder on the Mountain” with the silhouette of a falling man on the right-hand side against a blue background, with the rest of the poster being text against a white background, to suggest a snowy mountain. The poster features the Paramount logo and prominently shows Montgomery Clift and Shelley Winters’ names.
August 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Me re: JD Vance, always
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “I’ve had enough of this dude.” Meme
July 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Was at Costco earlier and for some reason they had a HUGE animatronic werewolf out but no other Halloween decor. So confused but also so intrigued by this choice.
A large animatronic werewolf, wearing a red flannel jacket and jeans, with piercing blue eyes stands on a pallet amidst many other non-Halloween items at a Costco
July 7, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Chucky coming back to life every movie:
Roxxxy Andrews on RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars season 9 saying “Baby, you can’t kill the doll!”
June 7, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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unsolicited wick pic
Photo of a bundle of long silver and white candle wicks against a white background.
May 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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What on earth was that lip sync song choice on the latest Drag Race All Stars…
Meme of Obi-Wan Kenobi in the prequel trilogy looking dumbfounded with the caption [visible confusion]
May 20, 2024 at 1:13 AM