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My outie likes films and owns a machine that can play them. She/her.
why yes i *would* reactivate my old YouTubeTV subscription that instant to watch live broadcast news, thank u for asking
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
why yes i *would* reactivate my old YouTubeTV subscription that instant to watch live broadcast news, thank u for asking
“Still, you wonder what you’ll do, right after IT HAPPENS. Perhaps you will clutch your loved ones and watch TV, as the news anchors ACT APPROPRIATELY.
Perhaps you will SCREAM, out of OTHER FEELING.
Perhaps you will pop open a SPECIFIC BEVERAGE.”
honestly I feel so seen and known…
Perhaps you will SCREAM, out of OTHER FEELING.
Perhaps you will pop open a SPECIFIC BEVERAGE.”
honestly I feel so seen and known…
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“Still, you wonder what you’ll do, right after IT HAPPENS. Perhaps you will clutch your loved ones and watch TV, as the news anchors ACT APPROPRIATELY.
Perhaps you will SCREAM, out of OTHER FEELING.
Perhaps you will pop open a SPECIFIC BEVERAGE.”
honestly I feel so seen and known…
Perhaps you will SCREAM, out of OTHER FEELING.
Perhaps you will pop open a SPECIFIC BEVERAGE.”
honestly I feel so seen and known…
Cling tenaciously, beloved!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Cling tenaciously, beloved!!
It really is! But it also feels like things are starting to splinter.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It really is! But it also feels like things are starting to splinter.
I am honestly not sure how well that’s going to work for them! It’s not being received well, folks are calling for SiriusXM to drop Megyn Kelly over her defense of it…
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I am honestly not sure how well that’s going to work for them! It’s not being received well, folks are calling for SiriusXM to drop Megyn Kelly over her defense of it…
When Skateboard Pete says “earnest mistake”, I hear “Tailhook” or “My Lai”
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When Skateboard Pete says “earnest mistake”, I hear “Tailhook” or “My Lai”
I honestly can’t fathom what it’ll look like at all, every day is about a year’s worth of batshit happenings and 2028 is a whole lot of day-years away
yikes
yikes
September 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I honestly can’t fathom what it’ll look like at all, every day is about a year’s worth of batshit happenings and 2028 is a whole lot of day-years away
yikes
yikes
Still faster to read it.
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Still faster to read it.
I’m going to start shrieking NEVER HESITATE IN THE FATAL FUNNEL in every work meeting as a motivational phrase
September 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m going to start shrieking NEVER HESITATE IN THE FATAL FUNNEL in every work meeting as a motivational phrase
How many of these people have to watch tv shows or movies in living quarters they share with their parents?
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
How many of these people have to watch tv shows or movies in living quarters they share with their parents?
much like the statue herself
September 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
much like the statue herself
i know there’s a good half dozen attorneys canceling their dinner reservations and setting up a war room right about now.
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i know there’s a good half dozen attorneys canceling their dinner reservations and setting up a war room right about now.
It’s always fun when I see some chode trying to beef with you and then I go to their profile and see that they do this same shit with other women who happen to be SMEs in their fields.
September 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s always fun when I see some chode trying to beef with you and then I go to their profile and see that they do this same shit with other women who happen to be SMEs in their fields.
I wonder if the chairs and side tables in pic 3 are ones he made.
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I wonder if the chairs and side tables in pic 3 are ones he made.
Welp, I was wondering what it might look like when everyone running that place finally slipped a fan belt. I guess that’s my answer.
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Welp, I was wondering what it might look like when everyone running that place finally slipped a fan belt. I guess that’s my answer.
I have seen the most fully unhinged shit on Threads, Reddit’s a close second. This place is, like, a Hallmark card shop in comparison.
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have seen the most fully unhinged shit on Threads, Reddit’s a close second. This place is, like, a Hallmark card shop in comparison.
omg nothing is better than bread still warm from the oven, slathered in i literally do not care what
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
omg nothing is better than bread still warm from the oven, slathered in i literally do not care what