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My outie likes films and owns a machine that can play them. She/her.
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Quick lesson in spotting fake news: if the site’s URL (in this case, luxury dot car magazine dot TV) doesn’t seem to line up with the content being shared, and if you can’t find any other sources reporting any of this info by googling the quoted words in the thumbnail… it’s 99% likely fake as hell.
Screenshot of a link to a fake article about Pedro Pascal criticizing JK Rowling for alleged racism at an alleged private event, specifically using the phrase “I don’t like fake works”, posted by a website called luxury.carmagazine.tv, which… come on, folks, just the barest hint of critical thinking here please, does that sound like a place you would go for hot gossip or does it sound like a bullshit AI slop factory?
August 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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later was yesterday
A screenshot of a shared X post from some right-wing freak featuring a meme of a super hot domme overseeing a BDSM work camp and the words “This is the future liberals want”. The right-wing freak writes above the meme: “These are the camps that Zohran’s wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate that I would wish on my worst enemy.” The person who shared the post commented: “Taking the expanded bus routes to drop my kids off at city-funded daycare before heading over to the BDSM labor camp”, throwing a spotlight on the right wing’s weird tendency to mistake their own sexual fantasies for Democratic policy goals.
June 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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God, I love a #criterion flash sale (but my wallet does not)
Wendy’s Criterion flash sale haul: Mulholland Drive, To Sleep with Anger, No Country for Old Men, Claudine, Parasite, Good Morning, Double Indemnity
March 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
A Japanese ad for Canon photocopiers featuring Godzilla looking confused about how to run his very big stack of papers through the machine. It’s his first day on the job! Also he is a giant lizard, he rarely needs to copy stuff!
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I’ve never seen a visibly traumatized swimming pool before.
An aerial view of a swimming pool shaped like a fish (or maybe a shark?), with stylish embellishments that mimic a bulging eye, making it look as if it would whisper, “the horrors… the horrors,” to you as you swim in it.
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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this fits perfectly with my 2025 goal: “be more weird, somehow”
avant-garde
January 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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everyone caught the pizza vibe tonight
lovely hand-thrown cheese pizza with garlic Parmesan seasoning on the crust. the cheese is browned in several spots and it looks so good I wanna diiiiiiie
January 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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big ups to whoever was handling captioning for this particular season of The Bachelorette, whew
A picture of a scene from The Bachelorette (Hannah Brown’s season) featuring an absolute garbage suitor with a closed caption saying [disconcerting music]. Very appropriate, because that guy was a creepy little Bible-humping weirdo.
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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same same. butter ornament twins!
A nicely decorated, cozily lit Christmas tree with a colorful serape wrapped around its base in lieu of official tree skirt.
December 16, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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Is he sullying the Jib Jab Hot Dog Shoppe with his presence? UGH
Signage for the Jib Jab Hot Dog Shoppe in Girard OH, with a jaunty smiling hot dog character in cute shoes. The sign’s readerboard says WE FORGE THE CHAINS WE WEAR IN LIFE. Ohio’s a weird place, y’all.
September 24, 2024 at 10:11 AM
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as a temporary Ohioan (please god let it be temporary) this election cycle is giving me life. They were so unprepared for this! Look at this woman from the No on 1 campaign! She is SHOOOOOK!
November 9, 2023 at 10:51 AM