Alyson
@terribleclaw.bsky.social
Fan of film. Writer of nonsense. Mother of boys. Baker of cookies.
Screaming into the void.
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https://thebestpictureproject.wordpress.com/
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Screaming into the void.
She/her 🏳️🌈
https://thebestpictureproject.wordpress.com/
https://letterboxd.com/TerribleClaw/
Me- I got a whole slew of bandaids today!
11- ...These will make people think I'm a hippie.
Me- Fine, you can use the fragile masculinity bandaids.
11- ...These will make people think I'm a hippie.
Me- Fine, you can use the fragile masculinity bandaids.
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Me- I got a whole slew of bandaids today!
11- ...These will make people think I'm a hippie.
Me- Fine, you can use the fragile masculinity bandaids.
11- ...These will make people think I'm a hippie.
Me- Fine, you can use the fragile masculinity bandaids.
The adults talk over breakfast and the kids are getting a lemonade stand ready:
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The adults talk over breakfast and the kids are getting a lemonade stand ready:
Told my kid about the awesomely bad movie I saw last night: Bats! Inspired from that and The Birds he wants to make his own movie: The Owls! Only he didn't know how to draw owls for the poster. So I put on Disney's The Old Mill. He paused on "the best owl" and he's very proud of his latest work.
January 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Told my kid about the awesomely bad movie I saw last night: Bats! Inspired from that and The Birds he wants to make his own movie: The Owls! Only he didn't know how to draw owls for the poster. So I put on Disney's The Old Mill. He paused on "the best owl" and he's very proud of his latest work.
What flavor of autism is in your house? This morning we have cereal separation and we both put on Millennium Falcon t-shirts without coordinating. 😎
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
What flavor of autism is in your house? This morning we have cereal separation and we both put on Millennium Falcon t-shirts without coordinating. 😎
My kid just pretended to be a delivery person, handed me this and said, "Congratulations! You got the Golden Snake Award for seeing so many scary movies without your children." I'm so proud he recognizes my hard work! 😂
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
My kid just pretended to be a delivery person, handed me this and said, "Congratulations! You got the Golden Snake Award for seeing so many scary movies without your children." I'm so proud he recognizes my hard work! 😂
Well, I'm back in my anxiety induced puzzle era.
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Well, I'm back in my anxiety induced puzzle era.
The song I blast through my headphones when they're still connected to my phone and I've lost them somewhere in the dark house.
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The song I blast through my headphones when they're still connected to my phone and I've lost them somewhere in the dark house.
Awww, drunk-me got a Gatorade for hungover-me. How sweet. That crazy gremlin also accidentally conned a dude into buying me this sousaphone art last night!
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Awww, drunk-me got a Gatorade for hungover-me. How sweet. That crazy gremlin also accidentally conned a dude into buying me this sousaphone art last night!
Hurricane induced excerpt from today's adventures. Please read it in Bourdain's voice. Sounds better that way:
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hurricane induced excerpt from today's adventures. Please read it in Bourdain's voice. Sounds better that way:
My view while eating fresh beignets. #NewOrleans
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My view while eating fresh beignets. #NewOrleans
It's fun how my mini-me kid and I lose track of time writing and drawing together every morning only to scramble to make lunch and get to the bus on time. If Marvel is interested, here's a look at his new Fantastic Four movie:
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's fun how my mini-me kid and I lose track of time writing and drawing together every morning only to scramble to make lunch and get to the bus on time. If Marvel is interested, here's a look at his new Fantastic Four movie:
K-Pop Demon Hunters is even better in a theater full of little kids singing and dancing along. This cute little Saja Boy was so into it! ❤️😭❤️
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
K-Pop Demon Hunters is even better in a theater full of little kids singing and dancing along. This cute little Saja Boy was so into it! ❤️😭❤️
Don't mean to brag, but Thing and I got so many compliments while trick-or-treating tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Don't mean to brag, but Thing and I got so many compliments while trick-or-treating tonight.
Our DJ needs a name.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Our DJ needs a name.
The last few days of October are the best. You go out looking for bones and vampire teeth, as you do, and come home with a new right-hand man.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The last few days of October are the best. You go out looking for bones and vampire teeth, as you do, and come home with a new right-hand man.
Last night I had one of the best film experiences ever: Phantom of the Opera, 100 year anniversary, with live music accompaniment! Amazing band bringing one of my favorite films to life in a whole new way.
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Last night I had one of the best film experiences ever: Phantom of the Opera, 100 year anniversary, with live music accompaniment! Amazing band bringing one of my favorite films to life in a whole new way.
My friend and I tried to do a cute spooky craft: skeleton candles! Hers is the lit one. Mine looks like these two are very excited about their crooked long wicks. 🤣😳🫣 #fail
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My friend and I tried to do a cute spooky craft: skeleton candles! Hers is the lit one. Mine looks like these two are very excited about their crooked long wicks. 🤣😳🫣 #fail
I'm so short, it's hard to find Halloween costumes that fit me. But today I learned that I'm a children's XL Sandworm. This is me now!
October 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm so short, it's hard to find Halloween costumes that fit me. But today I learned that I'm a children's XL Sandworm. This is me now!
Friday evening. The 7 year old and I are busy writing together. He's written more than me today! So proud!
September 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Friday evening. The 7 year old and I are busy writing together. He's written more than me today! So proud!
A1A (the official Jimmy Buffett tribute band!) concert tonight! This parrothead is in her happy place, emotional support Mai Tai in hand.
August 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A1A (the official Jimmy Buffett tribute band!) concert tonight! This parrothead is in her happy place, emotional support Mai Tai in hand.
Late on a Thursday night. I'm dressed as Gomez Fuckin' Addams, mustache and all. What the fuck is my life? I love it!
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Late on a Thursday night. I'm dressed as Gomez Fuckin' Addams, mustache and all. What the fuck is my life? I love it!
Tonight on #Svengoolie: Dracula! Hammer horror style!
August 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tonight on #Svengoolie: Dracula! Hammer horror style!
So I brought home this Fantastic Four poster for my 7 year old. He was so excited! He looked at it for a minute, then asked, "Where is the baby?!" Forget these 4, it's all about that baby.
August 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So I brought home this Fantastic Four poster for my 7 year old. He was so excited! He looked at it for a minute, then asked, "Where is the baby?!" Forget these 4, it's all about that baby.
The Naked Gun got the most outrageous laughter I've heard at the movies all year! I love that silly, ridiculous style of comedy. So fun! Stay for the credits. Wonder what happens with this Netflix password.
August 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Naked Gun got the most outrageous laughter I've heard at the movies all year! I love that silly, ridiculous style of comedy. So fun! Stay for the credits. Wonder what happens with this Netflix password.