Small time, indie, trans, autistic writer who tiptoed gently into his first short stories collection;

Sorry about the Bezos link, it was the only affordable option at the time :/

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To be perfectly clear here;

I’m PRO scare your children a little, let them understand fear in healthy & safe ways before they get too old & the world teaches them for you in ways you cannot explain & comfort.

BUT. Traumatizing kids is also not the answer, so WATCH WHAT YOUR KIDS WATCH. Dipshits

Back when I worked retail.

This is Teen Horror, & even then. An immortal animatronic with the soul of a serial killer who collects children- alive, yes- is WAY worse than Freddy Kreuger and Jason Vorgheese- Those weren’t *marketed for kids on purpose. We were just wildly unsupervised as children.

2005 called to say they had better CGI.

Ffs, Mouse Corp. This is Sanic Panic all over, except ruining my favourite movie ever (for personal reasons).

The point of the Jabberwocky is to reinvent language into its common roots- That is, every word is made up. You can say anything together so long as you keep the general meaning, and people will parse it.

Mixed-up words are still words, and the propriety doesn’t matter.

Jabberwock, why not.

(We don’t doxx people, so no faces and no names)

Anon video of my bus driver hopping out to dig out Local Citizen, who was stuck in their driveway across a major street;

Listen, this is gonna sound weird, but Local Canadian, willing to mule comfort snacks to my fave faves’ PO boxes!

I will mark it ‘Not Drugs!’ so the customs clear super quick.

(I will Not do that. Issa joke. I will mail snacks though)

244, because that seems correct