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Long haired queer dude. Software dork. Horse on the internet. 40. Indianapolis, IN, USA
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Banger new PFP from @romecartoons.bsky.social. Thanks again!
Finally found one IRL
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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snowman comic
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I bet that genAI Coke commercial is really popular among people that turn on their TVs framerate upscaling.
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Didn’t think I listened to *that* much ES Posthumus, but otherwise this isn’t surprising.
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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moody
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you search for “Mark Sanchez”, there are few to no references to his assault case.

Probably the biggest slam dunk SEO contract in history: get the butt fumble back to the top of the charts.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just saw my first “obviously genAI” ad in the wild. It was an ad for prescription drugs, which honestly didn’t surprise me a bit.

Before you know it, JG Wentworth, The General, and Kars4kids will have similar.
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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meanwhile, in an alternate universe
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It's Black Friday once again! And for the Holiday season I'm doing a commission sale! Full body simple shading is down from $50 to $35!
Character sheets are down from $100 to $60!
Dm me for more info!
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m in an opining mood…

My most-used use cases for AI is when I’m debugging some poorly documented open source software. I find it to be a much better use of my time to have a short back and forth with an agent about some esoteric u-boot configuration than digging through decades of mailing lists.
I 100% get people not being into genAI, and not wanting to have genAI content suggested to them. But if the content *I* want becomes indistinguishable from genAI, I think I’d need to stop and take stock in how and why I value things.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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arms race

[Originally posted May 19, 2021]
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Have I mentioned that I really vibed with “Zenshu”?
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I think the worst thing about the Obama era was that I grew to expect reality-based metrics to drive politics.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Banger new PFP from @romecartoons.bsky.social. Thanks again!
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nice
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
> don’t mention NSFW and don’t mention commission when you use payment processors

Don’t make me tap the sign.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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“It runs on my machine” is a phrase uttered exclusively by people running an end-of-life version of Ubuntu.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I should really start a thread of nonsense engineers say when they’re aggressively against system design.

“The user doesn’t need to know the version of the software.”
“I don’t think we put enough effort into system design” gets me a lot of pushback, but it sure is fun watching my systems install an 8GB update in half the time it takes another system to install a 1.5MB update.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“I don’t think we put enough effort into system design” gets me a lot of pushback, but it sure is fun watching my systems install an 8GB update in half the time it takes another system to install a 1.5MB update.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I used to think the joke was “Hank doesn’t understand systems.”

It took me 25 years to get that this among the most sincere and correct things Hank ever said.
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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some outfits

#art #furry #furryart
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The concert is over, its raining
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM