Brendan
@temujinbk.bsky.social
Former newsman. Current copywriter. Let me give you some textual healing.
I’d like full transparency on who is receiving this money. I wouldn’t be surprised if “certain people” have recently invested in farms that went under this year thanks to tariffs — who will now be getting kickbacks for their investments.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’d like full transparency on who is receiving this money. I wouldn’t be surprised if “certain people” have recently invested in farms that went under this year thanks to tariffs — who will now be getting kickbacks for their investments.
@espn.com @espnpr.bsky.social Hey guys — do something about these scores that show up on the app even if it’s set to off. Otherwise I’m going to start pitching a story about the drawbacks of cutting the cord.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
@espn.com @espnpr.bsky.social Hey guys — do something about these scores that show up on the app even if it’s set to off. Otherwise I’m going to start pitching a story about the drawbacks of cutting the cord.
And, let me guess, the added ingredients cost $40
I tried the 2025 Walmart Thanksgiving meal, which feeds 10 people for $40. The deal had great value, but I added a few ingredients to make it better.
I made Walmart's $4-a-person Thanksgiving dinner. The value was great, but my meal was even better with a few changes.
I tried the 2025 Walmart Thanksgiving meal, which feeds 10 people for $40. The deal had great value, but I added a few ingredients to make it better.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And, let me guess, the added ingredients cost $40
So does gravity
Fetterman on Morning Joe: "I know both of you have been punished to have conversations, ongoing dialogue with President Trump. I got hit just to have dinner with him after he invited me to have that conversation. Pennsylvania keeps people honest."
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So does gravity
This is one of those “make your silliest face” pictures
AJ Dybantsa in No. 8 BYU’s win over Villanova:
◻️ 21 PTS
◻️ 9/18 (50 FG%)
◻️ 6 REB
◻️ 3 AST
◻️ 21 PTS
◻️ 9/18 (50 FG%)
◻️ 6 REB
◻️ 3 AST
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This is one of those “make your silliest face” pictures
Ready for Johnson & Johnson stocks to spike
Sean "Diddy" Combs is serving out a 50-month prison sentence after being convicted on federal prostitution-related charges.
Diddy has a May 2028 prison release date thanks to 'good conduct time'
Sean "Diddy" Combs is serving out a 50-month prison sentence after being convicted on federal prostitution-related charges.
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October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ready for Johnson & Johnson stocks to spike
What is his obsession with Argen—ooooh I get it
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What is his obsession with Argen—ooooh I get it
In the White House they call that Wednesday
Leavitt says Trump and Putin were on the phone for more than 2 hours
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In the White House they call that Wednesday
@nytimes.com Spelling Bee game doesn’t know the words TABLAC and BELATE. Seems weird, right?
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
@nytimes.com Spelling Bee game doesn’t know the words TABLAC and BELATE. Seems weird, right?
There is no perfect metaphor…
The White House was controlling the teleprompter. The White House videographer triggered the escalator. But we're gonna hear about it anyway to distract from how weak and feckless this administration is.
Maria Bartiromo: "And then the sabotage efforts! Him going on the escalator and the escalator stops, the teleprompter going down. What went on yesterday at the UN General Assembly, congressman?"
September 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
There is no perfect metaphor…
My timeline is weird. No Trump. All football.
September 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My timeline is weird. No Trump. All football.
🎶 “Did she make your mortar board spin in a theater” 🎶
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
🎶 “Did she make your mortar board spin in a theater” 🎶
And of course after you’ve bought your rural Kansas home the chicken fried steak bubble bursts and everyone you know is looking for work
These guys are unserious clowns. Most of the unoccupied housing is not where the jobs are. Pray tell, how is someone living in rural Kansas supposed to find a job in San Francisco?
DEI is the real cause of America’s housing crisis
Census data shows 15 million excess housing units exist, contradicting claims of a housing shortage that activists use to justify eliminating local zoning laws.
www.foxnews.com
September 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And of course after you’ve bought your rural Kansas home the chicken fried steak bubble bursts and everyone you know is looking for work
Always projecting
August 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Always projecting
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My Google doc just autocorrected Falkor to Fallon and I feel violated.
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My Google doc just autocorrected Falkor to Fallon and I feel violated.
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My big screen viewing of #KpopDemonHunters confirmed what I saw on my first viewing. It’s not just an earworm factory. There’s a story underneath it all about how we isolate our flaws, which leads to us isolating ourselves.
August 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My big screen viewing of #KpopDemonHunters confirmed what I saw on my first viewing. It’s not just an earworm factory. There’s a story underneath it all about how we isolate our flaws, which leads to us isolating ourselves.
Business Insider on Usual Suspects: Verbal Kint is Kaiser Sose.
The "Weapons" ending isn't for the faint of heart. But it is satisfying to find out where the kids went when they disappeared.
'Weapons' has an ultra-violent ending that's going to keep you up at night
The "Weapons" ending isn't for the faint of heart. But it is satisfying to find out where the kids went when they disappeared.
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Business Insider on Usual Suspects: Verbal Kint is Kaiser Sose.
That’s like a half pound of meat a day. Not a wild number. I’m pretty sure Michael Phelps consumed a lamb a day while training.
Luka Dončić's nutritionist, Lucia Almendros, says that 250 grams is "the minimum" amount of protein the player needs to eat in a day.
NBA star Luka Dončić's offseason diet involves intermittent fasting and 250 grams of protein daily
Luka Dončić's nutritionist, Lucia Almendros, says that 250 grams is "the minimum" amount of protein the player needs to eat in a day.
www.businessinsider.com
August 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
That’s like a half pound of meat a day. Not a wild number. I’m pretty sure Michael Phelps consumed a lamb a day while training.
It’s fun seeing your writing pop up in the wild — especially when it’s about your amazing daughter.
Brendan Knapp's daughter could memorize song lyrics, grasp complex game rules, but she struggled to read. Turns out, she just needed glasses.
My daughter was struggling to read. A private tutor didn't help, but glasses did.
Brendan Knapp's daughter could memorize song lyrics, grasp complex game rules, but she struggled to read. Turns out, she just needed glasses.
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July 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s fun seeing your writing pop up in the wild — especially when it’s about your amazing daughter.
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Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
July 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
This is like someone telling me Bugs Bunny is in Looney Tunes.
Yea! I know! He’s the main f***ing character!
Yea! I know! He’s the main f***ing character!
July 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is like someone telling me Bugs Bunny is in Looney Tunes.
Yea! I know! He’s the main f***ing character!
Yea! I know! He’s the main f***ing character!
I don’t drink any of Coke’s brands, but if I did…🚮
July 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don’t drink any of Coke’s brands, but if I did…🚮