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Tej Swatch
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Bruh…
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Sure buddy. Now go back to CoD.
July 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Husband needs to make them on his own next time.
July 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
At least 12.
May 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Why doesn’t he just ask his wife? What are these marriages where people can’t talk to each other?
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You first Pete.
March 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My first year here, I was walking to my bus stop during a cold snap. I went down an alley as a short cut. I almost literally fainted when a gust of wind blew through. My west coast upbringing hadn't prepared me.

The intersection of 101 st and 104 ave is particularly wicked for wind-tunnel effects.
February 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
He uses the word “foids.” He can fuck all the way off.
February 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Here’s the thing:

The way things are going, even having a queer or BIPOC employee will be seen as a DEI measure.

Count on it. See, that’s the thing. Behind the hate for DEI is unspoken racism that only white people are qualified and how dare anyone think otherwise.
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM