I very much misread the word "trains" at first

Me in 2002 eating bottom shelf store brand Cheerios out of the bag: holy shit

Comphet is a hell of a drug

SUCH a big thing!!!

Me: cheating is bad

Also me after seeing this movie: WELLLLLLLLL

That is extremely fair!

lmao I saw an instagram reel the other day that was like "y'all kids today don't know how good you have it, back in the day you had to go to some rando's house, pet his lizard, and listen to him ramble about conspiracy theories to get your weed"

is a wild statement is the rest of that sentence I was so busy double checking scores I forgot to finish my tweet

Jason placed higher in 2022 than Ilia did here, too, along with getting his PB! He was less than 2 points behind YUZURU HANYU without a single quad. "They should have sent me in 2022" right after getting knocked down from 2nd to 8th

I honestly have never felt more loved

Torgashev: Anyway. Jason Brown was 9th at his first Olympics and 6th four years ago. He's also never finished less than 9th at 7 different Worlds, I believe?

Let's check in on this bitch. Hm. 12th. WITH his precious quad. Two Worlds. 21st and 22nd.