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Sentient being of the internet since 1996
Anne Robinson would never!
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anne Robinson would never!
Happy birthday @sporedrive.space !! Miss you!
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Happy birthday @sporedrive.space !! Miss you!
Can attest, these are some damn good candles
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Can attest, these are some damn good candles
Easiest thanksgiving ever
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Easiest thanksgiving ever
Ima say something controversial and idc
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ima say something controversial and idc
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
Any one else remember these cds?
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Any one else remember these cds?
Introduce yourself with the last 4 concerts you saw:
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 4 concerts you saw:
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
Sally sells a generic brand that’s just as good, I’ve used it multiple times
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sally sells a generic brand that’s just as good, I’ve used it multiple times
Next time the nostalgia hits me someone slap me.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Next time the nostalgia hits me someone slap me.
So then I gave myself the annoying task of trying to get these to run again..
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So then I gave myself the annoying task of trying to get these to run again..
finished Hades II last month and just wrapped up Ghost of Yotei now I'm like...
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
finished Hades II last month and just wrapped up Ghost of Yotei now I'm like...
This sketch is was wild
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This sketch is was wild
Me and this game don’t get along
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me and this game don’t get along
Why me and Japanese rhythm games don’t get along. I am on the beat but it has to VERY specific for those games.. I hit all the buttons correctly just not in “perfect” timing
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why me and Japanese rhythm games don’t get along. I am on the beat but it has to VERY specific for those games.. I hit all the buttons correctly just not in “perfect” timing
Daddy’s first platinum
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Daddy’s first platinum
The f@g entering the AI prompts for Sarah Paulson’s character is un-hinged
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The f@g entering the AI prompts for Sarah Paulson’s character is un-hinged
Post someone who looks great in a hat
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Post someone who looks great in a hat
References: the disco ball is the O in MADONNA and the text is from the end of the confessions tour in her own handwriting
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
References: the disco ball is the O in MADONNA and the text is from the end of the confessions tour in her own handwriting
Say hello to Madonna tattoo no 5 just in time for the 20th anniversary of confessions
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Say hello to Madonna tattoo no 5 just in time for the 20th anniversary of confessions
Getting the disco ball tattooed today in honor of the 20th anniversary (plus I've always wanted it)
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Getting the disco ball tattooed today in honor of the 20th anniversary (plus I've always wanted it)