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JΛKΞЯ5🪩
@tehjakers.bsky.social
· Jul 6
thot about starting here with a different handle, but I’ve had this one for like 20 years and I don’t wanna change it
Happy birthday @sporedrive.space !! Miss you!
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Happy birthday @sporedrive.space !! Miss you!
Can attest, these are some damn good candles
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Can attest, these are some damn good candles
Update: it was not good. Like just straight up sage flavored and the blandest turkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Update: it was not good. Like just straight up sage flavored and the blandest turkey
Easiest thanksgiving ever
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Easiest thanksgiving ever
Reposted by JΛKΞЯ5🪩
It’s Thanksgiving, which means we shall sing the traditional song of the season
Glee - Let's Have A Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time (Full Performance + Scene) 4x08
YouTube video by Glee Scenes
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It’s Thanksgiving, which means we shall sing the traditional song of the season
Ima say something controversial and idc
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ima say something controversial and idc
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
I HATED this movie when it came out 20 years ago and have not seen it since.
It was on a bad date even…
Any one else remember these cds?
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Any one else remember these cds?
Introduce yourself with the last 4 concerts you saw:
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 4 concerts you saw:
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
Kylie
Charli
Beyonce
Gaga
It was a really good year damn
finished Hades II last month and just wrapped up Ghost of Yotei now I'm like...
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
finished Hades II last month and just wrapped up Ghost of Yotei now I'm like...
This sketch is was wild
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This sketch is was wild
Why me and Japanese rhythm games don’t get along. I am on the beat but it has to VERY specific for those games.. I hit all the buttons correctly just not in “perfect” timing
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why me and Japanese rhythm games don’t get along. I am on the beat but it has to VERY specific for those games.. I hit all the buttons correctly just not in “perfect” timing
music.apple.com/us/playlist/... made a 90s house playlist last night that works very well with the new automix feature
just saying
just saying
cvnting the nineties by Jake Rounds on Apple Music
Playlist · 23 Songs
music.apple.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
music.apple.com/us/playlist/... made a 90s house playlist last night that works very well with the new automix feature
just saying
just saying
Daddy’s first platinum
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Daddy’s first platinum
The f@g entering the AI prompts for Sarah Paulson’s character is un-hinged
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The f@g entering the AI prompts for Sarah Paulson’s character is un-hinged
Introducing my husband to Little Britain, starting with the HBO US version
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Introducing my husband to Little Britain, starting with the HBO US version
Post someone who looks great in a hat
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Post someone who looks great in a hat
Say hello to Madonna tattoo no 5 just in time for the 20th anniversary of confessions
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Say hello to Madonna tattoo no 5 just in time for the 20th anniversary of confessions
What movie villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What movie villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
Someone talk me out of this purchase
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Someone talk me out of this purchase
I owe @dgrmsp.bsky.social the wettest sloppy toppy of my life
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I owe @dgrmsp.bsky.social the wettest sloppy toppy of my life
Playing guitar hero and roc bad for the first time in years made me feel something
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Playing guitar hero and roc bad for the first time in years made me feel something