Tegu X
@tegux.bsky.social
Mostly here for NBA content (Geaux Pelicans!), but easily distracted by p-poppers and nice titties 🤷🏾♂️
I was today years old when I learned that Lebron James killed Achilles. #eyesofwakanda
August 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Lebron James killed Achilles. #eyesofwakanda
No matter how this game ends, the thing I'm going to remember most is how Jaxson Hayes kept catching strays from the cameraman everytime Gobert did anything.
May 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
No matter how this game ends, the thing I'm going to remember most is how Jaxson Hayes kept catching strays from the cameraman everytime Gobert did anything.
I'm not a robber, but shit like this makes me reconsider. This lady saw me heading towards the checkout line and hastily move from behind her cart to the side. I guess she thought my melanin was going to splash on her.
April 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm not a robber, but shit like this makes me reconsider. This lady saw me heading towards the checkout line and hastily move from behind her cart to the side. I guess she thought my melanin was going to splash on her.
Look at @getnickwright.bsky.social getting paid by any means necessary.
March 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Look at @getnickwright.bsky.social getting paid by any means necessary.
Of course he's going to come back to play the Pelicans. It's practically a tradition for injured players to magically get healthy when they play New Orleans.
March 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Of course he's going to come back to play the Pelicans. It's practically a tradition for injured players to magically get healthy when they play New Orleans.
Less than 30 minutes after getting this ominous ass receipt, I looked an unconscious motorcyclist (hopefully) in the face as he laid prone on the side of the highway after an accident. That image is seared into my brain.
March 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Less than 30 minutes after getting this ominous ass receipt, I looked an unconscious motorcyclist (hopefully) in the face as he laid prone on the side of the highway after an accident. That image is seared into my brain.
Leave Texas for a mere 6 years, and they changed my favorite pita to a taco. Change it back, Whataburger!
March 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Leave Texas for a mere 6 years, and they changed my favorite pita to a taco. Change it back, Whataburger!
Steak dinner and dessert 😉
February 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Steak dinner and dessert 😉
The way the Mavs are on Luka's neck is reminiscent of how K-Dot is doing Drake.
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The way the Mavs are on Luka's neck is reminiscent of how K-Dot is doing Drake.
I collect kids that have been thrown out with the trash.
December 31, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I collect kids that have been thrown out with the trash.
Fake news! They start feeding the kids misinformation at an early age. There is no such thing as too many tamales.
December 29, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Fake news! They start feeding the kids misinformation at an early age. There is no such thing as too many tamales.
If I don't go to sleep tonight, you all will know why
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 AM
If I don't go to sleep tonight, you all will know why
Marriage is only going to make you more vanilla. You'll fly your freak flag for about 6 months... maybe a year if he's lucky, but after that...
December 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Marriage is only going to make you more vanilla. You'll fly your freak flag for about 6 months... maybe a year if he's lucky, but after that...
My daughter had her mom shooketh this morning
December 12, 2024 at 3:26 AM
My daughter had her mom shooketh this morning
I just learned about this diabolical menace today. His intrusive thoughts are his guiding light.
December 1, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I just learned about this diabolical menace today. His intrusive thoughts are his guiding light.
Sitting here trying to figure out why my daughter is watching this Hammy and Olivia mess
November 30, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Sitting here trying to figure out why my daughter is watching this Hammy and Olivia mess
My mother-in-law cooked two types of greens:
- collards and...
- collards and...
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
My mother-in-law cooked two types of greens:
- collards and...
- collards and...
Works just as well as Lactaid, but you get more for less.
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Works just as well as Lactaid, but you get more for less.
I accepted that I can't control everything a long time ago. Maybe someone else can benefit from this message.
November 25, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I accepted that I can't control everything a long time ago. Maybe someone else can benefit from this message.
One minute you're reaching for your car vac. The next minute, you're in the ER because you knocked over a fluorescent light bulb and a glass particle cut your eyeball.
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
One minute you're reaching for your car vac. The next minute, you're in the ER because you knocked over a fluorescent light bulb and a glass particle cut your eyeball.
Let me see you when you were a baby/toddler
I was either 1 or 2 on the left and 4 or 5 on the right. I had already started looking like my grown self.
I was either 1 or 2 on the left and 4 or 5 on the right. I had already started looking like my grown self.
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Let me see you when you were a baby/toddler
I was either 1 or 2 on the left and 4 or 5 on the right. I had already started looking like my grown self.
I was either 1 or 2 on the left and 4 or 5 on the right. I had already started looking like my grown self.