Reposted by Jim Stanton
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
Call me a Luddite, but I know that smart everything is a dumb idea.
I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me.
In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.
In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.
January 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Call me a Luddite, but I know that smart everything is a dumb idea.
I’m diagnosing a problem with my washing machine, and I don’t want to sit and watch it work for 93 minutes, so I did some video surveillance to catch the problem and now you know what the inside of the spin cycle looks like.
December 31, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I’m diagnosing a problem with my washing machine, and I don’t want to sit and watch it work for 93 minutes, so I did some video surveillance to catch the problem and now you know what the inside of the spin cycle looks like.
Talk abut irony
Cannot believe that i managed to make a grammatical error in a piece, the one piece my editor didn't look at, specifically in the part where I thank my editor for his hard work
December 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Talk abut irony
My sister needs to play Santa at work this year, so I helped her out and made Lego gifts of MRI machines complete with a tech and patient.
December 22, 2024 at 6:28 PM
My sister needs to play Santa at work this year, so I helped her out and made Lego gifts of MRI machines complete with a tech and patient.
I’m old enough to remember when the Sunday public affairs talk shows were worth watching.
December 15, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I’m old enough to remember when the Sunday public affairs talk shows were worth watching.
Santa trains tonight at the Williams Grove Railroad.
December 15, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Santa trains tonight at the Williams Grove Railroad.
Now that these things have moved into a heavily armed state, how long until someone starts shooting?
It seems to have started in New Jersey, continued into the Philly suburbs, and now the mysterious drones have reached the Lehigh Valley.
Drone sightings reach Lehigh Valley, from Easton to Slate Belt; Monroe County asks residents to report them to 911
Mystery “drones” have been seen in the skies over New Jersey in recent weeks, and now the sightings have apparently reached the Lehigh Valley and eastern Pennsylvania.
www.mcall.com
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Now that these things have moved into a heavily armed state, how long until someone starts shooting?
Reposted by Jim Stanton
“Robert did you know that if you have a little migraine starting you can kill it with a McDonald’s Coke and fries”
December 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
“Robert did you know that if you have a little migraine starting you can kill it with a McDonald’s Coke and fries”
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December 4, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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My kids and the contents of their pockets are a menace - one of these broken pencils jammed the blower in our dryer, almost burning out the motor. Dryer fire adverted.
November 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
My kids and the contents of their pockets are a menace - one of these broken pencils jammed the blower in our dryer, almost burning out the motor. Dryer fire adverted.
I haven’t left the bad place entirely, but it’s good to be here.
November 20, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I haven’t left the bad place entirely, but it’s good to be here.