chelsea
@teenvvitch.bsky.social
A real human person on the earth!
I’m watching DBZ for the first time & in fact it does make me want to get hopped up on red dye 40 & kamehameha everyone
August 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m watching DBZ for the first time & in fact it does make me want to get hopped up on red dye 40 & kamehameha everyone
Reposted by chelsea
"If this can happen to Colbert and a storied franchise, this can happen to anyone": www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Colbert's cancellation is a dark warning
CBS's decision marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at large.
www.motherjones.com
July 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"If this can happen to Colbert and a storied franchise, this can happen to anyone": www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
It happened to me! I could eat bread in Europe but when I got back to the states it made my tummy hurt 😢
July 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It happened to me! I could eat bread in Europe but when I got back to the states it made my tummy hurt 😢
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COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes of death for all age groups in 2021
www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nv...
www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nv...
May 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes of death for all age groups in 2021
www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nv...
www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nv...
Check out man told me happy Mother’s Day so I said “you too.” You know what they say about making assumptions.
May 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Check out man told me happy Mother’s Day so I said “you too.” You know what they say about making assumptions.
Can’t believe the new pope has probably had malört
May 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can’t believe the new pope has probably had malört
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President Trump has issued an executive order seeking to block all federal funding to NPR. This is the latest in a series of threats to media organizations across the country.
Whatever changes this action brings, NPR’s commitment to reporting the news – without fear or favor – will never change.
Whatever changes this action brings, NPR’s commitment to reporting the news – without fear or favor – will never change.
May 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
President Trump has issued an executive order seeking to block all federal funding to NPR. This is the latest in a series of threats to media organizations across the country.
Whatever changes this action brings, NPR’s commitment to reporting the news – without fear or favor – will never change.
Whatever changes this action brings, NPR’s commitment to reporting the news – without fear or favor – will never change.
Reposted by chelsea
it’s extremely fucked up that rent is due on May Day
April 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
it’s extremely fucked up that rent is due on May Day
Whoops made a foot fetish joke in the work meeting!
April 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Whoops made a foot fetish joke in the work meeting!
audhd + dysautonomia meme for u
March 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
audhd + dysautonomia meme for u
My dog makes this intense pathetic face whenever he begs & we call it his James from Twin Peaks face
March 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My dog makes this intense pathetic face whenever he begs & we call it his James from Twin Peaks face
Wfh this morning bc I told work I have tachycardia but little do they know I have tachycardia every morning! Hah hah ha 🥲
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wfh this morning bc I told work I have tachycardia but little do they know I have tachycardia every morning! Hah hah ha 🥲
Clenching my jaw, butthole, etc at pluto going into 3 degrees of aquarius tomorrow
March 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Clenching my jaw, butthole, etc at pluto going into 3 degrees of aquarius tomorrow
First watch through of the Sopranos & I just watched the ep where ******* dies 😮😮 too stunned to speak! Haven’t moved from the couch!
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
First watch through of the Sopranos & I just watched the ep where ******* dies 😮😮 too stunned to speak! Haven’t moved from the couch!
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technically speaking it's no longer doomscrolling if you scroll with a corndog. not many people know this
February 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
technically speaking it's no longer doomscrolling if you scroll with a corndog. not many people know this
There’s always exceptions to the rule, but I’m so jealous of boomers who came of age in the late 60s. Those fuckers truly had it all, squandered it for everyone else, and now get to die as we careen into fascism
February 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There’s always exceptions to the rule, but I’m so jealous of boomers who came of age in the late 60s. Those fuckers truly had it all, squandered it for everyone else, and now get to die as we careen into fascism
Insta keeps giving me autism memes & ya know what? Deeply relatable
February 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Insta keeps giving me autism memes & ya know what? Deeply relatable
My dryer is shocking tf out of me every time I do laundry. I need one of those discharge sticks middle school science teachers have.
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My dryer is shocking tf out of me every time I do laundry. I need one of those discharge sticks middle school science teachers have.
Leaving my office door closed after a zoom so I can quietly fart
February 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Leaving my office door closed after a zoom so I can quietly fart
Sometimes I get really down about trying to exist in the world as a chronically ill, neurodivergent person (it sucks!!) but then I talk to a tree or a dog & I’m like hell yeah
February 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Sometimes I get really down about trying to exist in the world as a chronically ill, neurodivergent person (it sucks!!) but then I talk to a tree or a dog & I’m like hell yeah
Ty tiktok for recommending pepcid ac the week before my period so I don’t kms. Like, fr tho it’s helping
February 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ty tiktok for recommending pepcid ac the week before my period so I don’t kms. Like, fr tho it’s helping
I can always tell when a leftist grew up with money
February 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I can always tell when a leftist grew up with money
Omg not someone born 2 days after me, also with a chronic illness, writing in a version of the question I’ve been submitting for 2 years 😮
February 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Omg not someone born 2 days after me, also with a chronic illness, writing in a version of the question I’ve been submitting for 2 years 😮