Tegan
@teeegan.bsky.social
Broke-ass person thanks to United Healthcare being a fucking sorry excuse for an insurance company.
Mixing random leftovers together. We got Spanish rice with chicken tómale, brown rice, falafel, and a bit of Asian Zing sauce. It is REALLY good.
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mixing random leftovers together. We got Spanish rice with chicken tómale, brown rice, falafel, and a bit of Asian Zing sauce. It is REALLY good.
We might have too much ketchup and mustard.
September 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We might have too much ketchup and mustard.
I was gonna cash in my change cup to put towards my student loans but after looking at some of the quarters, I think I should keep these as proof that the U.S once accepted the contributions of women and people of color.
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I was gonna cash in my change cup to put towards my student loans but after looking at some of the quarters, I think I should keep these as proof that the U.S once accepted the contributions of women and people of color.
Decisions were made. I now understand why choosing to ford the river can have deadly consequences. It didn’t look THAT deep!
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Decisions were made. I now understand why choosing to ford the river can have deadly consequences. It didn’t look THAT deep!
Made the pilgrimage today. #Severance
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Made the pilgrimage today. #Severance
“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”
March 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”
🥺😃IT’S THE CUTEST BABIEST CELERY STICK!
March 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🥺😃IT’S THE CUTEST BABIEST CELERY STICK!
Peppers are popping out and I just planted my apple seeds that have spent the last 6 weeks stratifying!
March 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Peppers are popping out and I just planted my apple seeds that have spent the last 6 weeks stratifying!
That’s really funny. Like a desperate ex trying to coax me into contact.
March 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
That’s really funny. Like a desperate ex trying to coax me into contact.
Finding out that Milkshakes pronunciation of “Gråkappan” was inspired by Rose Nylund’s St. Olaf stories makes me so damn happy. #Severance #GoldenGirls #ShutUpRose
March 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Finding out that Milkshakes pronunciation of “Gråkappan” was inspired by Rose Nylund’s St. Olaf stories makes me so damn happy. #Severance #GoldenGirls #ShutUpRose
Just got back from seeing the former Prime Minister of New Zealand speak. It’s such a breath of fresh air to listen a leader who believes in listening to their citizens to devise solutions to national problems and promoting optimism in difficult times rather than weaponizing fear.
March 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just got back from seeing the former Prime Minister of New Zealand speak. It’s such a breath of fresh air to listen a leader who believes in listening to their citizens to devise solutions to national problems and promoting optimism in difficult times rather than weaponizing fear.
If you’re playing Connections today, it’s not the right answer.
March 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you’re playing Connections today, it’s not the right answer.
Ewwwwuh! I’m not ready. I’m a firm believer that you can’t shit on something until you’ve read it, tried it, tasted it, whatever it… yeah. I gotta read it. How many couches does he fuck in it?
March 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ewwwwuh! I’m not ready. I’m a firm believer that you can’t shit on something until you’ve read it, tried it, tasted it, whatever it… yeah. I gotta read it. How many couches does he fuck in it?
Life hack: You can’t accidentally eat the whole frozen pizza if you don’t cook the whole pizza. Although Hugo would beg to differ; he’ll take it at any means of doneness!
March 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Life hack: You can’t accidentally eat the whole frozen pizza if you don’t cook the whole pizza. Although Hugo would beg to differ; he’ll take it at any means of doneness!
Oh helllll nah. I’m gonna find whatever spider bitch thought they could take a bite out of me last night. 🕷️
March 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oh helllll nah. I’m gonna find whatever spider bitch thought they could take a bite out of me last night. 🕷️
Every time I see someone post about their #Severance promo box:
March 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Every time I see someone post about their #Severance promo box:
Two pictures that give off the same energy:
March 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Two pictures that give off the same energy:
How it should’ve gone down.
March 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How it should’ve gone down.
I told myself “Just wait long enough, you’ll find it at a thrift store.” Today was that day.
March 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I told myself “Just wait long enough, you’ll find it at a thrift store.” Today was that day.