Tegan
@teeegan.bsky.social
Broke-ass person thanks to United Healthcare being a fucking sorry excuse for an insurance company.
Nothing like waking up to a nice window breeze and the sound of lawnmowers in the middle of November. In Minnesota.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nothing like waking up to a nice window breeze and the sound of lawnmowers in the middle of November. In Minnesota.
Facts that are fake but sound real: At any given moment, every person in the United States is within 10ft of a gun.
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Facts that are fake but sound real: At any given moment, every person in the United States is within 10ft of a gun.
I never would’ve imagined that I’d be spending a Saturday night at age 36 doing the exact same things I did when I was 12: Eating junk food and playing Roller Coaster Tycoon while cartoons play in the background.
September 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I never would’ve imagined that I’d be spending a Saturday night at age 36 doing the exact same things I did when I was 12: Eating junk food and playing Roller Coaster Tycoon while cartoons play in the background.
Mixing random leftovers together. We got Spanish rice with chicken tómale, brown rice, falafel, and a bit of Asian Zing sauce. It is REALLY good.
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mixing random leftovers together. We got Spanish rice with chicken tómale, brown rice, falafel, and a bit of Asian Zing sauce. It is REALLY good.
We might have too much ketchup and mustard.
September 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We might have too much ketchup and mustard.
I was gonna cash in my change cup to put towards my student loans but after looking at some of the quarters, I think I should keep these as proof that the U.S once accepted the contributions of women and people of color.
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I was gonna cash in my change cup to put towards my student loans but after looking at some of the quarters, I think I should keep these as proof that the U.S once accepted the contributions of women and people of color.
I use an apostrophe when it isn’t needed and suddenly I’m certain everyone thinks I’m incredibly dumb and are going to use that to try to take advantage of my dim wit.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I use an apostrophe when it isn’t needed and suddenly I’m certain everyone thinks I’m incredibly dumb and are going to use that to try to take advantage of my dim wit.
Decisions were made. I now understand why choosing to ford the river can have deadly consequences. It didn’t look THAT deep!
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Decisions were made. I now understand why choosing to ford the river can have deadly consequences. It didn’t look THAT deep!
Made the pilgrimage today. #Severance
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Made the pilgrimage today. #Severance
“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”
March 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”
We’re living in a world built for the benefit sociopaths.
March 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We’re living in a world built for the benefit sociopaths.
🥺😃IT’S THE CUTEST BABIEST CELERY STICK!
March 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🥺😃IT’S THE CUTEST BABIEST CELERY STICK!
Peppers are popping out and I just planted my apple seeds that have spent the last 6 weeks stratifying!
March 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Peppers are popping out and I just planted my apple seeds that have spent the last 6 weeks stratifying!
Today I learned that I find macrophotography of the human eye deeply unsettling.
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Today I learned that I find macrophotography of the human eye deeply unsettling.
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(after waiting nervously since COVID to see what crazy new sci-fi acronym plague will threaten society next) Ah. Measles.
March 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
(after waiting nervously since COVID to see what crazy new sci-fi acronym plague will threaten society next) Ah. Measles.
We made it 54 days. I guess we’re fortunate that Trump fucked that up like he does everything else.
March 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We made it 54 days. I guess we’re fortunate that Trump fucked that up like he does everything else.
That’s really funny. Like a desperate ex trying to coax me into contact.
March 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
That’s really funny. Like a desperate ex trying to coax me into contact.
I mentioned to a few people today that I’m growing peppers from the seeds from the last pepper I bought from the store and they were shocked that you can do that. The idea of planting the seeds from your food to grow more food is such a foreign concept to a lot of people. Guys we’re cooked!
March 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I mentioned to a few people today that I’m growing peppers from the seeds from the last pepper I bought from the store and they were shocked that you can do that. The idea of planting the seeds from your food to grow more food is such a foreign concept to a lot of people. Guys we’re cooked!
Finding out that Milkshakes pronunciation of “Gråkappan” was inspired by Rose Nylund’s St. Olaf stories makes me so damn happy. #Severance #GoldenGirls #ShutUpRose
March 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Finding out that Milkshakes pronunciation of “Gråkappan” was inspired by Rose Nylund’s St. Olaf stories makes me so damn happy. #Severance #GoldenGirls #ShutUpRose
Just got back from seeing the former Prime Minister of New Zealand speak. It’s such a breath of fresh air to listen a leader who believes in listening to their citizens to devise solutions to national problems and promoting optimism in difficult times rather than weaponizing fear.
March 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just got back from seeing the former Prime Minister of New Zealand speak. It’s such a breath of fresh air to listen a leader who believes in listening to their citizens to devise solutions to national problems and promoting optimism in difficult times rather than weaponizing fear.
If you’re playing Connections today, it’s not the right answer.
March 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you’re playing Connections today, it’s not the right answer.
I never thought I’d relate to Cobel until she spent 30 seconds desperately looking for something and then gave up and took a nap. #Severance #HarmonyCobel
March 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I never thought I’d relate to Cobel until she spent 30 seconds desperately looking for something and then gave up and took a nap. #Severance #HarmonyCobel
Ewwwwuh! I’m not ready. I’m a firm believer that you can’t shit on something until you’ve read it, tried it, tasted it, whatever it… yeah. I gotta read it. How many couches does he fuck in it?
March 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ewwwwuh! I’m not ready. I’m a firm believer that you can’t shit on something until you’ve read it, tried it, tasted it, whatever it… yeah. I gotta read it. How many couches does he fuck in it?
