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Did Justin Timblerlake ever end up bringing sexy back? Like, I know he said he’s gonna, but… DID he?
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July 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Going to the bookstore with my wife and daughter is my happy place! Sprinkle fairy dust on me and I’ll fly.
June 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
All those commercials that tell you “For erections lasting more than 4 hours, contact a doctor”

Apparently that’s only the case if you took the pill… I just called to brag and now gotta find a new pediatrician.
March 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
From now on, I will only refer to natural breast’s as “Organic Tiddies”
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March 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be dressed as a power ranger, reading my Goosebumps books. So no you don’t.
March 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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BREAKING: Hulu announces that John Cena will play the starring role in its new TV series about The Invisible Man. They cite the savings to the cost of special effects as the biggest reason for tapping Cena.
February 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Dude cuts us off in traffic.
My wife: “What a jerk”

Me: “I hope his dick gets a hang nail”

My wife:
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December 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Jared Leto is the human equivalent of having a paper cut on your taint… I’m just saying.
December 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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I wish this app would pop off
December 13, 2024 at 5:02 PM
November 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM
"No one objectifies me like they did"

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November 23, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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I think I just came in diabetes 🤤
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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The things I would do for banana bread could make a hooker blush.
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM