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AFC Bournemouth 🍒
FPL ⚽
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First home game since before Saints I've not managed to get tickets. My lad is going to be gutted. He's only seen wins, I think he'll blame me for not getting tickets if we lose tomorrow now #afcb
January 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Taking the eldest to see the chez today, his first taste of the cup. Need to figure out how to get him a birthday shout out at half time from @mikebotto.bsky.social 🤔
January 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My first encounter of Phil Billing was needing a cheap option in midfield in FPL and bringing the then Huddersfield midfielder in. Pretty sure he helped me win my mini league that year.
So for that, for THAT free kick, for annoying so many opinionated "fans", thank you Philip. #afcb
January 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Unal and Evanilson injured, maybe it won't be either/or with Maja and Ferguson now. Brutal. #afcb
January 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
What was the old Lewis Cook chant and why haven't I heard it in ages? #afcb
December 29, 2024 at 10:52 AM
7th green arrow in a row and still not in the top million. Worst season ever and the template is now making a decent rank so unrealistic. Makes it easier to pull more maverick choices like Jota I guess #fpl
December 27, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Festive gamble on Jota the slotter. He just has some kind of power over me, Jackson in also. Both FTs used. Saka and Solanke out #fpl
December 26, 2024 at 10:52 AM
90 points and another green but that bench hurts #fpl
Rolling my 1 FT, cap Mo. Fingers crossed for 6th green arrow in a row, can't see me breaking the six figure digit rank this week though #fpl
December 23, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Rolling my 1 FT, cap Mo. Fingers crossed for 6th green arrow in a row, can't see me breaking the six figure digit rank this week though #fpl
December 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by Joe
WOOF 🍒
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Never seen the queue like this to get into the Ted shed, what's going on #afcb
December 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
55 with 2 to play. Tomorrow could be the huge, a 3-0 for the cherries puts as one place above City, chasing Europe, and if Evanilson and Deano get involved my FPL season might finally be on track for the first time. #fpl #afcb
Locked in, most likely won't be online for any potential team leaks.
Lewis, Mbuemo, Welbz out for Deano, Enzo, Isak(o).
Hard captain choice this week
#fpl
December 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Not a bad start, Palmer at near 100%eo and capped by main rivals in mini leagues is causing early Mo regret though.
Locked in, most likely won't be online for any potential team leaks.
Lewis, Mbuemo, Welbz out for Deano, Enzo, Isak(o).
Hard captain choice this week
#fpl
December 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Locked in, most likely won't be online for any potential team leaks.
Lewis, Mbuemo, Welbz out for Deano, Enzo, Isak(o).
Hard captain choice this week
#fpl
December 14, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Bournemouth late on #motd as usual but I guess these 2 games on before were pretty decent at least. I'm just not that excited to hear Troy Deeney's insightful analysis on us... #afcb
December 8, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Great article. When does it end? Nice to see AI's Bournemouth on the outskirts of the bunching together though, I do enjoy the long balls to Semenyo.
Football in 2024 is absolutely incredible. And underwhelming.

Something is missing - I think it's variety.

Is English football all starting to look the same?

Managers and SDs have been in touch to say that know exactly what I'm talking about...

www.thetimes.com/article/c813...
How Pep Guardiola and data destroyed game’s beautiful variety
Ever felt like Premier League clubs now all play the same? You may be right, as The Times’s data team reveal the stats behind top flight’s growing and underwhelming uniformity
www.thetimes.com
December 8, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Rolled the dice and rolled the transfer, might end up with 7 or 8 starters but it felt a waste to use a transfer on such an unpredictable week. #fpl
December 7, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Couldn't get him doing his actual celebration but great to see Deano get a goal in front of the Ted shed. He's going to be an absolute monster of a player, the sky's the limit for him. #upthecherries #afcb
December 5, 2024 at 10:52 PM
He's jammed Kluivert off the bench for Dom
My historic main mini league rival has had an absolute mare with his bench 2 weeks in the bounce #fpl
December 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Most penalties won by a player in a single premier league season

Andrew Johnson in 2004-05: 8
Jamie Vardy in 2015-16: 7
Wilfried Zaha in 2018-19: 6
Raheem Sterling in 2017-18: 6
Anthony Gordon in 2023-24: 6

Evanilson is on 5 already #afcb #utc
November 30, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Bournemouth coverage on match of the day is a joke. Dion Dublin doesn't know the difference between Kluivert and Evanilson. At least they tried to give some credit this week I guess but it's just an embarrassment. #afcb
November 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I think three assists counts as a haul #fpl
There's a haul coming from him I'm certain. Gutted it wasn't yesterday
November 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
My historic main mini league rival has had an absolute mare with his bench 2 weeks in the bounce #fpl
November 30, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Evan first ever player to win 3 pens in one match, JK first ever player to convert 3 in one. (Premier league). Shame it wasn't last week when I capped him in FPL but I'll take it #utc #bournemouthsgoalmachine
November 30, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Great to see Brooks get a start in the league, think it might be his first under AI? Really hope he makes it count, hopefully we'll get away with at least a point #utc
Our team is confirmed for #WOLBOU 🙏
November 30, 2024 at 1:47 PM