Theodore Peterson
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Theodore Peterson
@tedpetersonreal.bsky.social
Certified Amusement Park Engineer, Architect, and Scientist.

My favorite hobby is collecting coins. If you've got any left over, you can give them to me. 🪙




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I have seen one work. When I asked it if Ike was still around it said yes. Maybe they meant he was in the candy.
February 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hold on my leg i's stick in a b;earrtap can't tpye
February 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ever hear an of Ouija board?
February 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You have a bag on your head. Enough said.
February 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'd rather have a dead friend than a bad one.
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Shouldn't you be protecting your weird lanky friend right now? Can't go one day without him calling you, can't you?
February 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I still hear ringing in my ear from that.
February 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I own all the insulin if you want to pass out and get into a coma. You probably won't wake up though.
February 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Don't do that.
February 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh, great...
January 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I expect no less from him.
December 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
You are.
December 3, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I'd rather die than have that Amy Schumer level comedian win the election.
December 3, 2024 at 8:44 PM
You'll make it so I can't steal from homeless people & failing businesses? You don't have my vote.
December 3, 2024 at 8:39 PM
We'll see about that.
December 3, 2024 at 6:20 PM
You're acting like you don't hide who you are behind a hood. AND THEN a sign, AND THEN graffiti. Whole other level of lonely.
November 28, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Asocial freak.
November 28, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I want to eat your chicken.
November 28, 2024 at 3:04 AM
"I guess this is how the story goes."
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Give me the recipe.
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
You wouldn't get it until you saw it for yourself.
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM