Theodore Peterson
@tedpetersonreal.bsky.social
Certified Amusement Park Engineer, Architect, and Scientist.
My favorite hobby is collecting coins. If you've got any left over, you can give them to me. 🪙
(Not affiliated with official Hello Neighbor Franchise)
My favorite hobby is collecting coins. If you've got any left over, you can give them to me. 🪙
(Not affiliated with official Hello Neighbor Franchise)
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You're telling me I spent one third of my life at school learning how to make theme parks, then another third trying to bring down a cult, just for the last third to be on a social media app arguing with people I don't even know? Great.
Why am I so fucking ugly in 2025.
February 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Why am I so fucking ugly in 2025.
Y'all need to hop off. I'm not trying to walk around this grimy muddy town in my rainboots just to be jumped by some random homeless kid I don't even know. Struggles I guess.
February 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Y'all need to hop off. I'm not trying to walk around this grimy muddy town in my rainboots just to be jumped by some random homeless kid I don't even know. Struggles I guess.
Oh, also, I was wandering around the town one day and saw @quentinrbbanner.bsky.social. Got the urges, took him and now he's in the basement of some random house. Whoever finds him gets to keep him.
November 28, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Oh, also, I was wandering around the town one day and saw @quentinrbbanner.bsky.social. Got the urges, took him and now he's in the basement of some random house. Whoever finds him gets to keep him.
Been listening to the "Thick of It's." Kind of representative of my life in a way. Don't get the hate.
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Been listening to the "Thick of It's." Kind of representative of my life in a way. Don't get the hate.
I was trying to shave with a lawn mower blade and I accidentally turned it on halfway through. Now I have sideburns on only one side of my head, and a half-mustache. Great.
November 16, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I was trying to shave with a lawn mower blade and I accidentally turned it on halfway through. Now I have sideburns on only one side of my head, and a half-mustache. Great.
@theodorepeterson.bsky.social Don't think I don't see you. Watch your back when going to the store. You shouldn't go around impersonating people you don't know.
November 13, 2024 at 9:53 PM
@theodorepeterson.bsky.social Don't think I don't see you. Watch your back when going to the store. You shouldn't go around impersonating people you don't know.
I'm low key craving some Golden Apple Candies. Does anyone have the recipe lying around or what?
November 13, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I'm low key craving some Golden Apple Candies. Does anyone have the recipe lying around or what?
@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social Don't touch my lawn mowers. You have no idea how hard it is to find those anymore.
November 12, 2024 at 4:55 PM
@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social Don't touch my lawn mowers. You have no idea how hard it is to find those anymore.
Weird. I looked in one of my lawn-o-trons and I saw a cat with a red hat in it. Whoevers that was, sorry.
November 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Weird. I looked in one of my lawn-o-trons and I saw a cat with a red hat in it. Whoevers that was, sorry.
I heard some noises out back, and I saw in the distance some bald dude. He was talking about making a sandbox or something. He had a russian accent too. I think he got eaten by a wild animal, though, because I heard him scream and it went silent for a while.
November 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I heard some noises out back, and I saw in the distance some bald dude. He was talking about making a sandbox or something. He had a russian accent too. I think he got eaten by a wild animal, though, because I heard him scream and it went silent for a while.
@nicholasroth.bsky.social How did the ambulance feel? I'm sure it was nothing compared to my lavish mattress and crayon walls.
November 11, 2024 at 1:23 AM
@nicholasroth.bsky.social How did the ambulance feel? I'm sure it was nothing compared to my lavish mattress and crayon walls.
I'm feeling mad bored right now. Do you guys think I could construct an entire carnival under one of your guys' houses? Just a ferris wheel, anything. I'm feeling the urge again.
November 11, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I'm feeling mad bored right now. Do you guys think I could construct an entire carnival under one of your guys' houses? Just a ferris wheel, anything. I'm feeling the urge again.
Does anyone have any food recommendations? There's been tons of stuff closing near me and roadkill with chinese food just isn't hitting anymore.
November 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Does anyone have any food recommendations? There's been tons of stuff closing near me and roadkill with chinese food just isn't hitting anymore.
Why is everyone so mad at me? You're acting like I'm used to this new trendy stuff.
November 11, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Why is everyone so mad at me? You're acting like I'm used to this new trendy stuff.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. @jacobhn3.bsky.social Time to skedaddle.
November 10, 2024 at 11:42 PM
You've got to be fucking kidding me. @jacobhn3.bsky.social Time to skedaddle.
You're telling me I spent one third of my life at school learning how to make theme parks, then another third trying to bring down a cult, just for the last third to be on a social media app arguing with people I don't even know? Great.
November 10, 2024 at 11:36 PM
You're telling me I spent one third of my life at school learning how to make theme parks, then another third trying to bring down a cult, just for the last third to be on a social media app arguing with people I don't even know? Great.
So we're just gonna act like motherfuckers being blue and purple is normal now? Are you guys eating silver or what? Gotta be kidding me with this shit.
November 10, 2024 at 11:16 PM
So we're just gonna act like motherfuckers being blue and purple is normal now? Are you guys eating silver or what? Gotta be kidding me with this shit.
Just bought all the insulin in town. Sorry diabetics.
November 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Just bought all the insulin in town. Sorry diabetics.