Ted
@tedinpa.bsky.social
World's most reasonable person
New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident
Sports: UNC, Mets, Jets
Phishhead
Former High School Math Team All Star
New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident
Sports: UNC, Mets, Jets
Phishhead
Former High School Math Team All Star
Surprised not to see any "you misspelled program" replies
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Surprised not to see any "you misspelled program" replies
Wayne Coyne really glossed over the hassle involved imo
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Wayne Coyne really glossed over the hassle involved imo
Yeah, but then I'd miss out on things like the time I was watching a Man v. Food episode about Don Shula's steakhouse in Miami, the camera panned to a plaque with honoring everyone who finished a 72 oz. steak, and I saw my dad's name on it
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Yeah, but then I'd miss out on things like the time I was watching a Man v. Food episode about Don Shula's steakhouse in Miami, the camera panned to a plaque with honoring everyone who finished a 72 oz. steak, and I saw my dad's name on it
No one ever mentions the good things Mussolini did, like assassinating Mussolini
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
No one ever mentions the good things Mussolini did, like assassinating Mussolini
I haven't seen a sign like that since I went to Catholic school
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I haven't seen a sign like that since I went to Catholic school
Somebody should do something about that
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Somebody should do something about that
Yeah, but other companies are already selling those, so I don't...oh, oh wait, never mind
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah, but other companies are already selling those, so I don't...oh, oh wait, never mind
It's like the, "well, this is what he signed up for" thing he said to that widow
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's like the, "well, this is what he signed up for" thing he said to that widow
Do you think he actually curses even in his head, or is it still all "dadgummit" and "this flippin' stinks" and whatnot
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Do you think he actually curses even in his head, or is it still all "dadgummit" and "this flippin' stinks" and whatnot
Good choice for family movie night imo
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Good choice for family movie night imo
This is definitely the Biff Poggiest person ever
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is definitely the Biff Poggiest person ever
Here's our own limbo, Mikey
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Here's our own limbo, Mikey
Probably only doffers from my dad's buddy by about 160-170 pounds, otherwise same exact being
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Probably only doffers from my dad's buddy by about 160-170 pounds, otherwise same exact being
My dad's late friend Marty was the most inappropriate person ever and I hope this cat lives up to that
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My dad's late friend Marty was the most inappropriate person ever and I hope this cat lives up to that
Let he who hasn't cranked one out between moving from one Excel spreadsheet to the next cast the first stone
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Let he who hasn't cranked one out between moving from one Excel spreadsheet to the next cast the first stone
When he's right, he's right
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When he's right, he's right
He gets a lollipop afterwards, but only if he's brave during the test
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
He gets a lollipop afterwards, but only if he's brave during the test
Don't be ridiculous.
He's only 79
He's only 79
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Don't be ridiculous.
He's only 79
He's only 79