Ted Hoffman's Actuarials
@tedhoffman.bsky.social
Guy who does the actuarials on stuff. Also does analytics, not "teh analytics." Follows weather for a hobby. Ascended in Nethack twice. Defeated the arcade game Gauntlet. Probably other stuff you don't care about either. Pretty funny for an actuary.
Not interested unless this is in the movie.
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Not interested unless this is in the movie.
I think the resources of the United States government shouldn't be used to cover up for pedophiles, regardless of their place in society.
July 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I think the resources of the United States government shouldn't be used to cover up for pedophiles, regardless of their place in society.
He's unhappy, but not mad.
June 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
He's unhappy, but not mad.
When you need supervision to do a home repair.
May 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When you need supervision to do a home repair.
Occasionally when I play Nethack, my pet is a cat. If the cat is eating and I try to talk to it, the game gives the message "the cat is eating noisily."
I'm pretty sure when that happens, it looks and sounds like Deli eating.
I'm pretty sure when that happens, it looks and sounds like Deli eating.
April 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Occasionally when I play Nethack, my pet is a cat. If the cat is eating and I try to talk to it, the game gives the message "the cat is eating noisily."
I'm pretty sure when that happens, it looks and sounds like Deli eating.
I'm pretty sure when that happens, it looks and sounds like Deli eating.
Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Still true today.
April 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Still true today.
I thought this was my chair to sit in and do work. Someone obviously disagrees.
March 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I thought this was my chair to sit in and do work. Someone obviously disagrees.
Why we can't have a pet door for the cats:
February 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why we can't have a pet door for the cats:
The resemblance to Casper Milquetoast - physical and social - is uncanny
February 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The resemblance to Casper Milquetoast - physical and social - is uncanny
The best time to trade Perunovich would have been ~3 years ago, even with injuries, before it was apparent that his struggles with even basic defense and his desire to play home-run offense wouldn't translate to the NHL.
I guess the next best time is now, for practically little value.
I guess the next best time is now, for practically little value.
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The best time to trade Perunovich would have been ~3 years ago, even with injuries, before it was apparent that his struggles with even basic defense and his desire to play home-run offense wouldn't translate to the NHL.
I guess the next best time is now, for practically little value.
I guess the next best time is now, for practically little value.
Things that are wild for $200 - we also have a tortoise shell cat whose name is Izzy.
And, even more coincidentally, we occasionally worry that she doesn't feel at home.
And, even more coincidentally, we occasionally worry that she doesn't feel at home.
January 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Things that are wild for $200 - we also have a tortoise shell cat whose name is Izzy.
And, even more coincidentally, we occasionally worry that she doesn't feel at home.
And, even more coincidentally, we occasionally worry that she doesn't feel at home.
Starter pack of people not dealing with a major winter storm, though Deli is on the lookout just in case.
January 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Starter pack of people not dealing with a major winter storm, though Deli is on the lookout just in case.
Other people have professional-looking photos of cats and ours are more like
December 27, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Other people have professional-looking photos of cats and ours are more like
Starter pack of people who try to watch sports, and then a cat decides to get involved.
December 26, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Starter pack of people who try to watch sports, and then a cat decides to get involved.
Must be the semi-official pose of cats today.
November 29, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Must be the semi-official pose of cats today.
November 20, 2024 at 2:37 AM