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@teddymasters.com
I’m an aspiring physicist, PhD student, I like to write, and I am a dm 🐉
Siri is so good guys.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey, poll company. Why are you using different scales for this?
September 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I am turning @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social the wizard the witch and the wild one into an audiobook so I can re listen to it more easily. Part of that process brought me the gem of playing every episode together all at once. Enjoy!
September 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The use of the passive voice is truly legendary in this headline.
September 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thank you Siri, yes. Feet was definitely the unit I meant when I asked you how much 220km was.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I wonder how whimsical @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social finds this road situation near my house. @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He’s a perfect little baby
July 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Always be prepared
June 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is my Roman Empire. Why can't we as a nation get on one system? There doesn't need to be 10 incompatible automatic toll systems (plus an 11th that is comparable with two other systems). I would support E-Zpass because it is the largest (and what I am most used to) expanding.
May 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
All of musks companies are spiraling.
May 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I love that our president is openly trying to break the 22nd amendment.
April 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Charming
April 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I don’t like big tech or the AI boom; if this is what it takes to get the IS back on the nuclear power train, it won’t have been worth it, but it will be a thick silver lining.
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Come on guys, for fucks sake. Keep the momentum down!
March 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Took my car in to fix the battery and a turn signal. Turns out this is what my break pad looked like
February 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Apple, please fix your time tracking features. They are now basically useless
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh god please let this be satire. I know it’s probably not, but Lordy I wish it was.
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Also shout out to the pro character ai account liking my anti character ai comment.
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
There was a brief moment where I thought I’d buy up to have status with American Airlines. Then I saw the price. I’ll pass.
February 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My college has a demonstration so old it references the ether.
January 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why does Duolingo have fictional languages?
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Why are they selling the bad adaptation bundle?
January 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I could not sleep last night. I--someone who has no intention of ever joining the military--took a practice version of the military entrance exam. I have not done so much arithmetic by hand since the early days of high school (I am about to graduate college.) You know what, I didn't do bad.
January 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
What a range I had. I really don’t read all that many books, but they’re long so I’m okay with it.

I will say, I wish StoryGraph had the word counts of books.
January 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When I watched this video by @acollierastro.bsky.social (would recommend by the way,) I thought the whole thing about spending hundreds of dollars a month on chatgpt was an unrealistic bit. I can admit when I am wrong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrO...
January 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM