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Why do companies make it so difficult to call support??
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Why do companies make it so difficult to call support??
Pluribus is a good show, but I keep yelling questions I would ask at my computer. “Do you dream?” “What happens if we put one of you in a faraday cage?” And many more
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pluribus is a good show, but I keep yelling questions I would ask at my computer. “Do you dream?” “What happens if we put one of you in a faraday cage?” And many more
Why is the default messaging platform WhatsApp (or even worse iMessage). At least they are encrypted I guess, but they’re not great
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Why is the default messaging platform WhatsApp (or even worse iMessage). At least they are encrypted I guess, but they’re not great
Are they going to keep making these headlines every week when the jackpot goes up? Also “second biggest powerball jackpot this year” isn’t really notable. Forbes is just playing into how the state of the economy is pushing people to gamble.
This is the third lottery prize to cross the $900 million mark in 2025, and the second biggest Powerball jackpot of the year so far.
Powerball Jackpot Rises To $930 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home
This is the third lottery prize to cross the $900 million mark in 2025, and the second biggest Powerball jackpot of the year so far.
www.forbes.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Are they going to keep making these headlines every week when the jackpot goes up? Also “second biggest powerball jackpot this year” isn’t really notable. Forbes is just playing into how the state of the economy is pushing people to gamble.
Fortnight used to be a wonderful word, bordering on whimsical. Now people think about the shitty video game
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Fortnight used to be a wonderful word, bordering on whimsical. Now people think about the shitty video game
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social is the king of “No, but.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social is the king of “No, but.”
The Daily Wire is making a retelling of Arthurian legend. I really hope people make loads of gay ships about it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The Daily Wire is making a retelling of Arthurian legend. I really hope people make loads of gay ships about it.
Fun law fact. In the US it’s illegal to require a purchase for a sweepstakes. Usually the no purchase option is a handwritten mail in note. Haven’t won yet, but it’ll piss some people off if I do
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Fun law fact. In the US it’s illegal to require a purchase for a sweepstakes. Usually the no purchase option is a handwritten mail in note. Haven’t won yet, but it’ll piss some people off if I do
I wonder if Trump feels bad about learning the Jeffrey Epstein didn’t like him. I hope it stings.
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I wonder if Trump feels bad about learning the Jeffrey Epstein didn’t like him. I hope it stings.
I feel like the government gave signal a bad rap. Like it is a great secure messaging platform. It’s only when you’re talking about major government secrets that it’s stupidly insecure. It’s probably the most (or close to the most) secure messenger you can just download on your phone.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I feel like the government gave signal a bad rap. Like it is a great secure messaging platform. It’s only when you’re talking about major government secrets that it’s stupidly insecure. It’s probably the most (or close to the most) secure messenger you can just download on your phone.
Siri is so good guys.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Siri is so good guys.
Hazbin hotel is wild. What do you mean “hear my hope” comes from the same show as “poison”
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hazbin hotel is wild. What do you mean “hear my hope” comes from the same show as “poison”
I love piracy tutorials, because they all start with the totally convincing disclamer that these tecniques should only be used on public domain content. Yes. We all believe that.
This is not an admission to piracy. I just watch tutorials on the internet as a form of entertainment.
This is not an admission to piracy. I just watch tutorials on the internet as a form of entertainment.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I love piracy tutorials, because they all start with the totally convincing disclamer that these tecniques should only be used on public domain content. Yes. We all believe that.
This is not an admission to piracy. I just watch tutorials on the internet as a form of entertainment.
This is not an admission to piracy. I just watch tutorials on the internet as a form of entertainment.
My flight had electronic boarding gates. They weren’t the worst thing I’ve experienced, but they make things notably slower for **no** actual benefit. Seriously, if anyone can come up with a single upside I would be all ears.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My flight had electronic boarding gates. They weren’t the worst thing I’ve experienced, but they make things notably slower for **no** actual benefit. Seriously, if anyone can come up with a single upside I would be all ears.
living like 15 mins away from a very small airport is great. I need to adjust to it though. I keep showing up before the TSA is open. My whole life so far has been either "close to a very busy airport" or "like an hour from a moderately small airport". This is a while different vibe.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
living like 15 mins away from a very small airport is great. I need to adjust to it though. I keep showing up before the TSA is open. My whole life so far has been either "close to a very busy airport" or "like an hour from a moderately small airport". This is a while different vibe.
Who decides what the minimum connection time is over at flighty? 30m arrival to departure at DFW going between terminals is neigh impossible, especially if you sit near the back. Why is that your recommended minimum?
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Who decides what the minimum connection time is over at flighty? 30m arrival to departure at DFW going between terminals is neigh impossible, especially if you sit near the back. Why is that your recommended minimum?
I’m in season 3 of a show and we’re already on global shadow government that wants to restart the Cold War. There are 11 seasons. What bullshit will this get up to? How long before I give up?
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m in season 3 of a show and we’re already on global shadow government that wants to restart the Cold War. There are 11 seasons. What bullshit will this get up to? How long before I give up?
Before living through the trump administrations I didn’t realize how deeply pathetic fascist ideology was. I understood the harm possible and some of the methods; I thought of fascists as evil, now I see them as losers.
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Before living through the trump administrations I didn’t realize how deeply pathetic fascist ideology was. I understood the harm possible and some of the methods; I thought of fascists as evil, now I see them as losers.
I’m doing a re listen of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social the wizard the witch and the wild one. I just finished the children’s adventure and I’m already crying.
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m doing a re listen of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social the wizard the witch and the wild one. I just finished the children’s adventure and I’m already crying.
We all knew the democrats would cave. The republicans don’t give a shit about the government being shut down and the democrats’ backbones are extremely temporary
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
We all knew the democrats would cave. The republicans don’t give a shit about the government being shut down and the democrats’ backbones are extremely temporary
Why do people keep saying “at least it’s a dry heat” when I say I moved to south Texas. It’s not.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Why do people keep saying “at least it’s a dry heat” when I say I moved to south Texas. It’s not.
What would the non binary version of First Lady be. Masculine version is First Gentleman. Would it be first person? First aristocrat?
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What would the non binary version of First Lady be. Masculine version is First Gentleman. Would it be first person? First aristocrat?
Killing Eve: what if the show about two women obsessively stalking each other (with some assassinations thrown in) was somehow gayer than that already sounds.
October 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Killing Eve: what if the show about two women obsessively stalking each other (with some assassinations thrown in) was somehow gayer than that already sounds.
I keep getting ads for the Tesla shareholder elections—which is crazy. There’s so much bullshit over there they are advertising to the general public.
Anyway, if you or someone you know has Tesla stock, vote. It’d be really funny if Elon lost his role.
Anyway, if you or someone you know has Tesla stock, vote. It’d be really funny if Elon lost his role.
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I keep getting ads for the Tesla shareholder elections—which is crazy. There’s so much bullshit over there they are advertising to the general public.
Anyway, if you or someone you know has Tesla stock, vote. It’d be really funny if Elon lost his role.
Anyway, if you or someone you know has Tesla stock, vote. It’d be really funny if Elon lost his role.
The thing about being decently good with technology, every time you end up needing to talk to tech support you end up getting escalated. Anyway, the new iOS has some issues (at least on my phone)
October 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The thing about being decently good with technology, every time you end up needing to talk to tech support you end up getting escalated. Anyway, the new iOS has some issues (at least on my phone)